Edward R. Cozzi
Founding Member
Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven...
God addresses Al first...
''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve.
I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill.
"Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness.
I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barack.
"Barack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
God addresses Al first...
''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve.
I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill.
"Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness.
I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barack.
"Barack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."