The Official, Unofficial Thread About Absolutely Nothing

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

You offering?

Monkey butt! That's awesome. I've never heard the term before but man, you know exactly what it is, as soon as you hear it!

Is that what you call it?

I got one racing. The dreaded raw but rub from leaning against bolster in the rough. 2 races in Orange beach followed by 2 races in Key west.. OOOuuchh.

I could not sit, lay on my back, or ride in a vehicle with out pain.. Oh and the shower after the race........Al most put me on the floor in the shower.

[Dude! Sweet!]

He is an excellent story teller




I still can't stop laughing

Jim thanks for the compliment... I'm just a simple dude who's had some "interesting" experineces...

[Dude! Sweet!]

So I was just sitting on the "throne" here at work, watching the second hand on my watch sweep around from 12 back to 12 and it occurred to me, my life is now one minute shorter...

Whee!

[Ratickle]

You offering?

Monkey butt! That's awesome. I've never heard the term before but man, you know exactly what it is, as soon as you hear it!

Hence the ether????

[Ratickle]

So I was just sitting on the "throne" here at work, watching the second hand on my watch sweep around from 12 back to 12 and it occurred to me, my life is now one minute shorter...

Whee!

And one less Stecz to put out....

[Ratickle]

Al most put me on the floor in the shower.

Who's Al? Related to Stecz?

[Dude! Sweet!]

And one less Stecz to put out....

Cheap beer Stecz are the worst too... all loose and floatie...

[fund razor]

yep.

[phragle]

Is that what you call it?

I got one racing. The dreaded raw but rub from leaning against bolster in the rough. 2 races in Orange beach followed by 2 races in Key west.. OOOuuchh.

I could not sit, lay on my back, or ride in a vehicle with out pain.. Oh and the shower after the race........Al most put me on the floor in the shower.

I had a friend who got that so bad racing a quad...it healed together and he had to go to the Drs. to get his azz recracked..

[sellsman11]

I had a friend who got that so bad racing a quad...it healed together and he had to go to the Drs. to get his azz recracked..

OMG......are you SERIOUS??!!!

[Davidmnc]

I had a friend who got that so bad racing a quad...it healed together and he had to go to the Drs. to get his azz recracked..

I bet you stepped right up to the plate to help him clean his wounds didn't you!

[phragle]

OMG......are you SERIOUS??!!!

yep...

[mosi]

48 F.......and nothing

[Buoy]

TTT

There are some things that should never die.

Amazing what you stumble on when searching for something else that is equally as useless.

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Its that time again......For some.

[Davidmnc]

This thread is useless............let it dye!

[Buoy]

This thread is useless............let it dye!

Dye what color?

[Airpacker]

I hate leaves!

[cuda]

Dye what color?

I was thinking the same thing.

[cuda]

You offering?

Monkey butt! That's awesome. I've never heard the term before but man, you know exactly what it is, as soon as you hear it!

You can buy Anti Monkey Butt Powder all over. It's a common ailment here near Daytona during bike week.

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/index....gory=amb_about