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Dude! Sweet!
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And this is why Orange County CA is the greatest place on earth...
(949): Dude. f*cked her last night. f*cked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
(949): Dude. f*cked her last night. f*cked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
MacGyver
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LMAO :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:
DollaBill
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:sifone:
insanity
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Man these things are killer, what a way to spend a day at work 
(315): So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
(315): So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Cash Bar
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Man these things are killer, what a way to spend a day at work
(315): So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Hmm, I think she met OSO Steve. :rofl::willy_nilly:
insanity
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At least I know I'm not the only one that gets drunk and acts like an idiot.
(269): did you hook up austin?
(248): No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
(269): did you hook up austin?
(248): No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
DollaBill
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NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!:sifone:
MattBMiller
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Funny chit in here
Offshoredrillin
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(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
LaughingCat
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Oh SNAP! That's good.
ChiefApache
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
jayboat
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Didn't realize you lived near Rob. :biggrinjester:
insanity
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This has to be one of, if not the best on the site.
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got ****ed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got ****ed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
