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Fee got a rude awakening this morning. She was a bad girl and pooped in the motorhome. Right next to the gas detector. She set the alarm off. I looked it up, it actually will go off from dogs doing that. I bet you she doesn’t do that again.
 
The Raccoon assassin quit today. He got two cats, two possums and no raccoons. He trapped three days last week with cat food. He trapped four days this week with apples on Monday he left until this morning. He showed up this morning, took his traps and declared the area "activity free." Meanwhile, when I set a trap for raccoons with marshmallows, I get one every fucking time. I didn't say anything when he said he was done, but he read my face and was nervous. Good. Incompetent little manlet.
 
He said if I caught any raccoons in my trap he would come get them. I'm putting out free marshmallows Saturday night. The first one's free. Sunday night they will lead to the trap. I will call him Monday and tell him to come get it.
 
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