Saturday Snorters

[Ratickle]

How to be annoying!!!

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

Produce a YouTube video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. (I personally recommend "borrowing" them....)

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Ask people what gender they are.

Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Sing along at the opera.

At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

[old377guy]

already do most of that stuff