World's Dumbest Performance Boat Blog

[Matt Trulio]

Anyone need a laugh today? Take a look, http://www.boats.com/boat-content/20...nce-boat-blog/.

You can't make up this stuff.

[Big Time]

Maybe we can get Lucy to join SOS and give her "Icon" status?

[GENERAL LEE]

Nice


What exactly was the point of her even covering the subject? The rest of her entries are as random as they could ever be as well.

[cigdaze]

And after you're read up on Luxury speed boats, continue on to "Great Tips on Soy Candle Making Supplies"



Thanks for the chuckle.

[Sea-Dated]

And after you're read up on Luxury speed boats, continue on to "Great Tips on Soy Candle Making Supplies"



Thanks for the chuckle.

[Ted]

I was thinking high school project from an ESOL student, but then I remembered that was the name Craig uses when he's in drag.... Might be just a coincidence... Never know.... Jus Sayin'

[Tantrum]

I learned this

There is a book called "Twin Screw Tutor"
http://www.yachtsee.com/twinscrewtutor.htm
March 2nds blog "Design Your Own Boat – Important Things to Consider"

Unfortunatly it was not a picture book

[Chris]

You can't make up this stuff.

Why not. Apparently Lucy did.

I was just commenting the other day how prolific the MAN diesels are becoming in our sport And those Mericruisers? Now that's an engine.

[HaxbySpeed]

"Not many boats can boast the speed and power of the Sun seeker."

I've been trying to tell people that for years..

[Tank]

Jeez Matt, I thought I was going to open this thread up and see a link to my blog!

I sh!t you not, my daughter did a 5th grade project report that read something along those lines (except the facts were a little less muddled).

While reading through it I thought, this is actually kind've cute. This has to be done by some little girl that has an interest in performance boats. Good for her.

Then I read the last line:

Lucy Bushman is an accomplished niche website developer and author.

[jayboat]

Jeez Matt, I thought I was going to open this thread up and see a link to my blog!

I was expecting a 'PIMP OF THE NATION' shot at the very least.

We should invite Lucy to become a member.

[Airpacker]

Number 6 gets my vote
6.Baja is a more technologically advanced speed boat that will bring you right into the 21st century with all its speed, control, and power. There is no other boat quite like it.

[Baja Fresh]

Number 6 gets my vote
6.Baja is a more technologically advanced speed boat that will bring you right into the 21st century with all its speed, control, and power. There is no other boat quite like it.

Me too!

I knew there was a reason I own a Baja. Nice to know it is more technologically advanced than those Cigs, Outerlimits, Nortechs, etc. !

[Airpacker]

Me too!

I knew there was a reason I own a Baja. Nice to know it is more technologically advanced than those Cigs, Outerlimits, Nortechs, etc. !

It must be. I read it on the internet

[waterboy222]

16. One of the most popular engines in luxury speed boats is the Man V8 diesel engine.
17. Other engines used are the Mericruiser, Volvo, Ford, and Chrysler.

Sounds like man diesels and chrysler are givin Merc a run for their money!

EDIT: SOrry, let me correct my self, the "Meri-cruiser"

Of course, you have to make sure also that your dream boat complies with sound engineering, and you have to consider also hydrostatics as well as making a little mathematics work. You have to consider about your safety in designing your boat by making sure you stick to sound engineering principles. Aside from the design and technical specifications, you have to consider also the materials that you will use for your boat.............if you design your own boat, you don’t need to have past experience in boat building or you don’t have to be a genius in mathematics or engineering to be able to design your own boat.

Scroll towards the bottom of her blog and learn how to use sound engineering to build your own boat!

[waterboy222]

reminds of this for some reason...

[glassdave]

reminds of this for some reason...

That is the exact clip that came into my mind about half way through lol.


So painful to watch

[Chris]

That is the exact clip that came into my mind about half way through lol.


So painful to watch

Yeah- she probably has one hell of a time getting dates with an intellect like that

[Wrinkleface]

That is the exact clip that came into my mind about half way through lol.


So painful to watch

WTF was that???????

[Slandrew]

WTF was that???????

She's hot screw the brains!