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Wrinkleface
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Hey, that belongs in the HO thread!!!:biggrinjester:
Wrinkleface
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What will Tiger soon have in common w/ George, my dog over there??
No, Tiger won't have a thong on his head but he will B minus 2 balls!!!!
I just made that up, SORRY!!!!
:seeya:
No, Tiger won't have a thong on his head but he will B minus 2 balls!!!!
I just made that up, SORRY!!!!
:seeya:Heard that on Leno last night. Even my wife laughed out loud!
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Is Tiger Woods the greatest golfer in history?; the debate continues.
Has Tiger Woods been in more holes than any other professional golfer?; the debate is over.
Has Tiger Woods been in more holes than any other professional golfer?; the debate is over.
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Tiger Woods has changed a golf rule.
Instead of shouting "Fore" when teeing off, a player now must shout "Eleven!".
Instead of shouting "Fore" when teeing off, a player now must shout "Eleven!".
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Why does Tiger cry when he has sex with his wife these days?
Mace will do that to ya.
Mace will do that to ya.
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Two of the more recent (alleged) Tiger Woods mistresses to emerge both work in the porn industry.
Not what the family counsellors had in mind when they advised him to seek "professional help" in dealing with his problem.
Not what the family counsellors had in mind when they advised him to seek "professional help" in dealing with his problem.
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Do you know what is the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?.......
Tiger can drive the golf ball 400 yards!
Tiger can drive the golf ball 400 yards!
clayinaustin
Charter Member
What's Tiger Woods' best Pickup Line?
Hi, I'm Tiger Woods
Hi, I'm Tiger Woods
clayinaustin
Charter Member
When told that Tiger Woods had cheated on his wife with at least 10 different women, former NBA star Wilt Chamberlain wanted to know
"What night did that happen?" :cheers2:
"What night did that happen?" :cheers2:
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Tiger’s White Mistress
(sing to the tune of White Christmas)
I’m sleeping with a white mistress
Don’t like the darker colored ho’s
When the putts are missin’
I’ll need some kissin’
Just like.... the super stars you know.
I’m sleeping with a white mistress
Seems like a new one every week.
May your days be safer than mine
And may all your concubines be fine!
(sing to the tune of White Christmas)
I’m sleeping with a white mistress
Don’t like the darker colored ho’s
When the putts are missin’
I’ll need some kissin’
Just like.... the super stars you know.
I’m sleeping with a white mistress
Seems like a new one every week.
May your days be safer than mine
And may all your concubines be fine!
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Well.....Well.....Looks as though Tiger's really not a Tiger after all....He's a CHEETAH!!!!
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Q: What's the difference between Oscar the Grouch & Tiger Woods?
A: One puts his junk everywhere, and the other is a Muppet on Sesame Street.
A: One puts his junk everywhere, and the other is a Muppet on Sesame Street.
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Elin Nordegren asked her marriage counselor why, next time, she should go after Tiger with a 9-iron instead of the 3-iron she used the morning after thanksgiving?
The counselor said “Because, now you’re closer to the green.”
The counselor said “Because, now you’re closer to the green.”
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Tiger tried to explain to Elin that oral sex and intercourse are not really the same. "
"That's ridiculous" she said.
"Tiger said, "Well then why do they have different prices?
"That's ridiculous" she said.
"Tiger said, "Well then why do they have different prices?
clayinaustin
Charter Member
This was Tiger's Yacht "Privacy"
This is now Elin's Yacht "Alimony"
This is now Elin's Yacht "Alimony"
clayinaustin
Charter Member
Of all of Tiger's females, Elin is the only slicer.... the rest are hookers...
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