The Sleep Talking Man

[MacGyver]

"Baby poo. Baby food. Just warm it up. Throw it on the floor. You don't need the baby... Stupid. ****e. Poo."

"Babies don't bounce. They don't bounce! Shame. It'd be much more fun if they bounce."

"I think you should sit down. Surely your ankles can't take the weight."

 

[MacGyver]

"Come back. Come back. Come baaaaack."

"Tick tock tick tock... Everybody's waiting. It's time for me to shine."

"So many little people. Pet them on the head. pet pet pet pet pet...."

 

[MacGyver]

"I'm here! I know, I brighten the room. Everything's better."

"No dog, no play. It's as simple as that."

"Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it's with me."

 

[MacGyver]

"Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-****e than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you."

"Horray for me! Yup, I said it. Now the rest of you can join in."

 

[MacGyver]

"Pleased to meet you? Huh, gotta be a ****ing joke."

"I like the balloons. I want one. If I don't get one, I'm gonna squeeze one out right here, right now.... I warned you!"

"I want to dance in the rain but without the getting wet bit. Rain! Rain...."

 

[MacGyver]

"You're more attractive than a seeping anal gash. But only just."

 

[MacGyver]

"You know, its a human race. And you lost."

 

[MacGyver]

"No puppy! Bad puppy! Make you into puppy slippers."

 

[MacGyver]

"Ego-wanking is a great release."

 

[MacGyver]

"You never see baby pigeons."

 

[MacGyver]

"I'd like to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Spoon... **** you, tossbag. I never liked them. And never will."