Deep Thoughts - by SOS members

[Perlmudder]

In the words of Col. Sanders: "I am to drunk to taste this chicken!"

 

[fund razor]

In the words of Col. Sanders: "I am to drunk to taste this chicken!"

If to taste the chicken one too drunk is, how make sure it is chicken does one?

They use the force.

 

[cuda]

If a spotted dog had a square azz, would he chit dice?

 

[cuda]

If my aunt had balls, would she be my uncle?

 

[cuda]

Are Kennedy's gunshy?

 

[fund razor]

If a spotted dog had a square azz, would he chit dice?

Oddly enough.... dominoes.

 

[fund razor]

Are Kennedy's gunshy?

No. But they have mixed feelings about flying.

 

[phragle]

I can't believe I ate it all.

DAnmn kids.. the line is " I can't believe I ate the whole thing" plop, plop, fizz fizz...oh what a relief it is...

 

[fund razor]

Momma Mia that's a spicy meatball.

 

[LaughingCat]

I still love, "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

 

[fund razor]

"Sure Johnny, your Dad will still be the man of the house when I take away his performance boat. Just not a man that anyone will respect."

-the cartoon on my fridge.

 

[Ratickle]

"Sure Johnny, your Dad will still be the man of the house when I take away his performance boat. Just not a man that anyone will respect."

-the cartoon on my fridge.

Be a real nice sig line......:sifone:

 

[Perlmudder]

mama said knock you out!

 

[Dude! Sweet!]

Boy, you can't be p*ssy whipped! You gotta whip that p*ssy!!

 

[Chris]

I have a dream.

 

[cuda]

Momma Mia that's a spicy meatball.

meatballa!

 

[cuda]

Boy, you can't be p*ssy whipped! You gotta whip that p*ssy!!

Ufortunately for me, I'm p whipped without the puzzy,

 

[phragle]

I have a dream.

Welcome to my nightmare....

 

[catastrophe]

No. But they have mixed feelings about flying.

Almost made it through the day...but then I found this.

WTF?????!!!!!!

 

[fund razor]

I have a dream.

I have a dram.
Or maybe only 2 and a half scruples.