Chuck Norris Facts......

[Griswald]

There are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

 

[clayinaustin]

I escaped Chuck Norris...... For now

You didn't escape. He allowed you to live. This time... :leaving:

 

[Sea-Dated]

Nobody escapes Chuck Norris. He's waiting for you at home Matt

I know, I am moving this evening........:willy_nilly:

You didn't escape. He allowed you to live. This time... :leaving:

And I am very thankful too.......

 

[DonMan]

Definately some funny chit.

 

[phragle]

nun-chucks

 

[Bobcat]

Chuck Norris is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two Ice cubes together

 

[glassdave]

neither the chicken nor the egg came first . . . . Chuck Norris did!

 

[Chris]

I saw that yesterday was his 70th birthday. 70. Hard to believe.

I also learned yesterday that his real name is Carlos Ray Norris.

 

[glassdave]

Chuck Norris did not turn 70 yesterday . . . . . the rest on the world receded 70 years . . .

 

[Bobcat]

he was an Air Force S.P. in Osan AB ROK in 1962 or 3

 

[03darkshadow]

thread still makes me laugh

 

[Boss252]

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain

 

[DollaBill]

classic

 

[clayinaustin]

thread still makes me laugh

This stuff never gets old!

 

[JupiterSunsation]

Site was actually started as a goof on Vin Diesel with the same one liners......someone threw Chuck Norris in there and it took off!

Chuck actually has mentioned he knows about the site and thinks it is funny!

I wouldn't want to piss him off, even at nearly twice my age I suspect there would be an azz kicking in my future!

 

[rainmn]

My favorite one:

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...they are now just "The Islands."