Official... raise your post count thread!!

Last summer two drunks pulled their sailboat up to the inside of the shopper dock. Me and Heidi are like WTF. They realized they were in no water. They were throwing a rooster with the outboard fighting to get out. They made it. I did not offer to help. They were both drunk off their azz.
 
Mornin!!! :coffee: 🌴🌴

Put My Kayak for sale on CL.....Geeting a lot of "We'll send You the Money now...and Pick it up on Saturday" I said don't You want to

see it first? Never called back.....And another wanted Me to click on a link🤣
 
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Good Morning.
Happy weekend.
Its been nice so far.
Forecast isn't great, but we'll see.
Yesterday and last night were just about perfect :)
 
Mornin!!! :coffee: 🌴🌴

Put My Kayak for sale on CL.....Geeting a lot of "We'll send You the Money now...and Pick it up on Saturday" I said don't You want to

see it first? Never called back.....And another wanted Me to click on a link🤣
Can I tow it back to LOTO on those tires?
 
Mornin! :coffee: 🌴🌴

Bullshitting with My Dr. on Friday....He sent a Letter of endorsement to the Florida Keys Community College for a Young Lady....The College

sent it back....They couldn't read it....He asked Me if I can read it...I said yes...(He's a 73 year old elegant black gay Man.) He passed it around the Office..

everyone could read it.....Here's the kicker....The College couldn't read it...because it was in Cursive.. We're Dooomed...🤣
 
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