Cold is a relative thing

[BBB725]

> > > COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .
> > > 65 above zero:
> > > Floridians turn on the heat.
> > > People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
> > >
> > > 60 above zero:
> > > Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> > > People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
> > >
> > > 50 above zero:
> > > Italian & English cars won't start.
> > > People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
> > >
> > > 40 above zero:
> > > Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> > > People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
> > >
> > > 35 above zero:
> > > New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> > > People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> > >
> > > 20 above Zero
> > > People in Miami all die.
> > > Wisconsinites close the windows.
> > >
> > > Zero:
> > > Californians fly away to Mexico.
> > > People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
> > >
> > > 10 below zero:
> > > Hollywood disintegrates.
> > > The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
> > >
> > > 20 below zero:
> > > Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> > > People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
> > >
> > > 30 below zero:
> > > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> > > Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
> > >
> > > 40 below zero:
> > > ALL atomic motion stops.
> > > People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
> > >
> > > 50 below zero:
> > > Hell freezes over.
> > > Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late

 

[clayinaustin]

funny

 

[Davidmnc]

Kind of makes you wonder :huh: Why are there people in Wisconsin?

 

[Mark]

I'll take Florida any day.....

 

[gerritm]

I used to think that until I moved from Wisconsin to Texas.

 

[BBB725]

Kind of makes you wonder :huh: Why are there people in Wisconsin?

We think everyone goes thru the same seasons.:biggrinjester:

 

[Scarab KV]

Kind of makes you wonder :huh: Why are there people in Wisconsin?

You just haven't lived yet. :biggrinjester:

 

[Davidmnc]

We think everyone goes thru the same seasons.:biggrinjester:

Good work...........keep it up!

 

[Davidmnc]

You just haven't lived yet. :biggrinjester:

IF you mean I havn't had twins yet...............You are right........I may never live a full life!

 

[Sea-Dated]

I'll take Florida any day.....

:iagree:

 

[MacGyver]

Kind of makes you wonder :huh: Why are there people in Wisconsin?

We can keep beer cold in the garage without a beer fridge. :lurk5:

 

[MacGyver]

This morning it was -10°. I wore a t-shirt, and two sweatshirts. No heavy jacket, no hat, no gloves. In Wisconsin, you just get used to it. But you always hate it.

 

[BBB725]

This morning it was -10°. I wore a t-shirt, and two sweatshirts. No heavy jacket, no hat, no gloves. In Wisconsin, you just get used to it. But you always hate it.

See -10 is T-shirt weather:biggrinjester: Plus a couple layers