I Learned A New Term Tonight

[Chris]

I'm catching up on my light reading this evening in the can. For some reason, a comp subscription to Maxim magazine started showing up at work- no idea. I'm pretty far off of their demographic. Anyway, I'm reading this article about how to get laid at the Obama inauguration. Their best tip was to print up some fake business cards and go a few days early as "advance team". They claim this is a sure winner.

In fact...

"It's guaranteed to get you to fifth base. (And "fifth base" is exactly what you think it is)"

Fifth base. I learned something new tonight

 

[Expensive Date]

So when are we leaving:biggrinjester:

 

[Ratickle]

So when are we leaving:biggrinjester:

You can't go. You'd forget and use your real card.:26::03::26:

 

[stecz20]

There is nothing like a pretty girls dirty place when its nice and fresh.

 

[old377guy]

I'm still thinking...........

 

[phragle]

5th base is divorced before you even get to bat.

 

[masher44]

6th base is cleaning you off

 

[dwtinc]

Yeap 5th

 

[boatme]

Since the testicular surgury all i have is on foul ball

 

[cigdaze]

5th base...LOL!...in Pulp Fiction fashion, the unholiest of holes.

 

[Wrinkleface]

before you even get to bat.

Or get hit by 1 upside the head!!!:26:

 

[Chris]

6th base is cleaning you off

6th? That's pushing it.

I'd be happy to score tickets for bleacher seats every once in a while.

 

[Davidmnc]

5 th base hughhhhhmmmmmmmm...........Is that where Stecz goes with his sheep??? :huh:

 

[Wrinkleface]

5 th base hughhhhhmmmmmmmm...........Is that where Stecz goes with his sheep??? :huh:

He tries!!!!!!!!!!!:26::03:

 

[Davidmnc]

He tries!!!!!!!!!!!:26::03:

Can't fault a guy for try'n.........well........when it comes to sheep I guess you can! :ack2:

 

[Wrinkleface]

Can't fault a guy for try'n.........well........when it comes to sheep I guess you can! :ack2:

Frik'n A man!! Getz me scared 4 George!!!!:26:

 

[Davidmnc]

Frik'n A man!! Getz me scared 4 George!!!!:26:

George is safe (I think), just don't dress him like a sheep! :lurk5:

 

[Perlmudder]

anal sex is wild and leaves no child! =)

 

[MarylandMark]

I plead the 5th.

For some reason it is all coming together now

 

[Racegirl3]

I'd be happy to score tickets for bleacher seats every once in a while.

While I understand that live performances are best (always better to go to a game than watch it on tv), the taped exhibitions aint so bad :blush5: