I guess I am going to have to support Trump.

Here are my reasons:
1) Everybody hates us anyway, maybe they should fear us
2) Hold off the "war on the old white guy" a little longer
3) He is dumb enough to sometimes tell the truth
4) It will really, really piss off weenies and moonbats
5) Because Romney isn't running
6) Because Hillary is
7) I speak only hyperbole, and he is the best candidate ever
8) He'll say anything, and that's exciting
9) There will be a loose cannon factor, like Reagan.
10) We are getting a rich liberal no matter who wins