I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one person in front of me, an
Asian woman who was trying to exchange yen
for dollars.
It was obvious she was irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday,
I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat
eighty? Why it change? The teller shrugged his
shoulders and said, "Fluctuations.
"The Asian woman says, "Fluc you white people too"
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03-03-2010 04:21 PMWarning: There will be no warning shots.
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03-03-2010 05:12 PMOK Tommy, that made me LOL.
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03-03-2010 06:25 PMHee Hee !
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03-03-2010 08:14 PMLol, that is good.
I can say I have never meet a Chinese person that would be that out spoken. Typically, they are very calm and not passive.
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03-03-2010 08:44 PMDamn, now that's funny!
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03-03-2010 09:27 PM
Originally Posted by Five Cent Worth
Lol, that is good.
I can say I have never meet a Chinese person that would be that out spoken. Typically, they are very calm and not passive.
If it was Yen wouldn't she likely be Japanese? I lose track.Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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03-03-2010 09:32 PMChinese, Japanese, what difference does it make if they are on their knees......
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03-03-2010 09:58 PM funny
Forget Lightspeed go straight to LUDICROUS SPEED!!
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03-03-2010 10:04 PMHilarious!!
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03-04-2010 10:02 AMYou should pop by my local takeout place. The two guys that run it are nuts. They go at each other with homicidal rage in their eyes. I've walked in on screaming matches and just turned around and ordered pizza. Originally Posted by Five Cent Worth
It's funny as hell to see two Chinese guys screaming at each other in Chinese.
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03-04-2010 11:22 AMIts even funnier watching two Chinese guys trying to scream at each other in english.
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03-04-2010 01:46 PMYep - my bad, was thinking RMB. Originally Posted by Cash Bar
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03-04-2010 02:18 PMThe follow on to this is the luxury car discussion with the opthalmologist.
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03-04-2010 06:07 PMintroduce them 2 MM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Chris
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03-04-2010 07:30 PMEvery Friday a Chinese man had to walk past some Greek fisherman on his way to the Bank...
and each time a Greek fisherman would yell out "Hey Chinaman! what day is it?"
and he would respond "It's Flyday" and the fisherman would all laugh.....this went on for several weeks and the Chinese man was p issed.....so he got some books on enunciation and practiced all week........
Friday rolled around and the fisherman yelled "Hey Chinaman, what day is it?
He responded " it is Friday"
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03-04-2010 09:39 PMNow, that was funny! Originally Posted by Chris
"Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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03-04-2010 10:06 PMOMG! That's some funny sht!!! Originally Posted by Chris
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