Something to think about.

[cigdaze]

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. (I just turned 60.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "So, do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied, "and I don't take drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.

He then looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a sht?!"

[Wrinkleface]

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. (I just turned 60.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "So, do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied, "and I don't take drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.

He then looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a sht?!"

[Blue Oval]

right on!

[Chris]

As a guy on a diet, I understand.

[catastrophe]

Good one pal !!

Another response could have been.

" Then you are already dead "

[Tommy Gun]

Nice!

[old377guy]

I saw that coming

[Tony]

At my funeral I'd much rather have somebody whispering "he should have known better" than "I just dont understand, he was so healthy"