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    Quote Originally Posted by sellsman11 View Post
    Who cares??



    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
    213.


    why will my riding lawnmower not run properly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perlmudder View Post
    213.


    why will my riding lawnmower not run properly?
    Its either an Air, Fuel or fire problem.




    Should I stick with beers tonite or have a little Goose??
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    Quote Originally Posted by sellsman11 View Post
    Its either an Air, Fuel or fire problem.




    Should I stick with beers tonite or have a little Goose??
    Go with both.


    Why is the media STILL talking about MJ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver View Post
    Go with both.


    Why is the media STILL talking about MJ?
    Liberals love pedophiles


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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidmnc View Post
    Liberals love pedophiles


    Am I the only one working today?
    You and the fast food people. And the ones at Lowe's I hope.

    Why are DeWalt grinding wheels so much better than the Russian generics?
    Warning: This post may contain language unsuitable for minors or math not suitable for liberal-arts majors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fund razor View Post
    You and the fast food people. And the ones at Lowe's I hope.

    Why are DeWalt grinding wheels so much better than the Russian generics?
    You get what you pay for!



    Why was my order wrong at McD's this morning?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidmnc View Post
    You get what you pay for!



    Why was my order wrong at McD's this morning?
    Because good help is hard to find.


    What did they screw up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver View Post
    Because good help is hard to find.


    What did they screw up?
    They didn't put cheese on my sausage egg and cheese McGriddle






    Should I call and *****?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidmnc View Post
    They didn't put cheese on my sausage egg and cheese McGriddle

    Should I call and *****?
    I would You'll be getting a free one tomorrow.

    Why can weather forecasters be right only 50% of the time and still be paid lots of money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver View Post
    I would You'll be getting a free one tomorrow.

    Why can weather forecasters be right only 50% of the time and still be paid lots of money?
    Because that's a much better average than millionaire baseball player. Gotta keep it in perspective....




    Why do liberals love pedeophiles?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratickle View Post
    Because that's a much better average than millionaire baseball player. Gotta keep it in perspective....




    Why do liberals love pedeophiles?????
    Cuz they can relate to the joy of ****ing the helpless!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidmnc View Post
    Cuz they can relate to the joy of ****ing the helpless!


    May I please go home now?
    Yes.

    Why does the President of the United States earn the same wage as the minimum starting wage in baseball?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver View Post
    Yes.

    Why does the President of the United States earn the same wage as the minimum starting wage in baseball?
    Cuz he is over paid!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidmnc View Post
    Cuz he is over paid!




    Can I go home NOW?


    no, "THEY" need you to work 3 hours of OT today.




    should i go jog or drink a beer?
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    jog to the fridge and get a beer, problem solved


    if your lead off hitter can't hit do you hit him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davidmnc View Post
    Liberals love pedophiles


    Am I the only one working today?
    I'm working..because somebodys gonna blow their fingers off today...




    Is being drunk a prerequisite to jackass behavior??
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    I'm working..because somebodys gonna blow their fingers off today...




    Is being drunk a prerequisite to jackass behavior??
    Not if you're already a jackazz......



    WIll your leadoff hitter be able to hit if you hit him???? Or is just the threat enough???
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    no ,always follow through, or else you lose your cred



    If they gave you 2 million a year could you maintain a 237 avg. ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    no ,always follow through, or else you lose your cred



    If they gave you 2 million a year could you maintain a 237 avg. ?



    yes.



    mti or fountain?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    jog to the fridge and get a beer, problem solved


    if your lead off hitter can't hit do you hit him?


    i ran 2 miles. now im drinking. btw, the fridge is not 2 miles away. its about 5 feet from here. but oh well.
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