Strange question

[Davidmnc]

FYI...........This may be the best thread EVER!!!!

[Geronimo36]

sounds like something to look forward too......but one kid is company, two is a family and three is a crowd...I'm going to be just fine with two kids...

Few years ago had a bit of an injury from some bedroom gymnastics and the doc wanted to go for an ultrasound of the left hanger......... Weirdest f'ing thing I ever had to do.... The chick lubes up my sack and starts rubbing the friggin machine all over so I try and make light of the situation and and said; "Is that it?" She didn't find it humorous... lol

[phragle]

local hell...if some doctor ever heads there...with a sharp instruments..Iwant to be out cold!!!!!!

[DollaBill]

sounds like something to look forward too......but one kid is company, two is a family and three is a crowd...I'm going to be just fine with two kids...

Few years ago had a bit of an injury from some bedroom gymnastics and the doc wanted to go for an ultrasound of the left hanger......... Weirdest f'ing thing I ever had to do.... The chick lubes up my sack and starts rubbing the friggin machine all over so I try and make light of the situation and and said; "Is that it?" She didn't find it humorous... lol

LMAO Almost as bad as when I asked the delivery doc to throw a couple extra stitches in my ex after my son was born. Didnt go over well in the delivery room

[MarylandMark]

LMAO Almost as bad as when I asked the delivery doc to throw a couple extra stitches in my ex after my son was born. Didnt go over well in the delivery room

[TCEd]

Had it done in 1975, yes it's nothing new and it isn't open heart surgery. My best advice is :
Do Not lift that outdrive after surgery.
Do Not go for a six hour drive.
Do not go bowling the next day, I did.
Get some bags of frozen corn, apply as needed.
It will itch.
Sex will be fun in a few weeks.
ed

[Trim'd Up]

... and pulling out is the worst along with always trying to figure out if I pulled out in time and then trying to figure out when she`s not ovulating so I could leave my deposit, too much work whew.
it`s time.

That's why I find random girls at the bar and introduce myself as Frankie Mcswain. It usually kills your chances of getting laid, but at least they don't come looking for me later.

[DollaBill]

Had it done in 1975, yes it's nothing new and it isn't open heart surgery. My best advice is :
Do Not lift that outdrive after surgery.
Do Not go for a six hour drive.
Do not go bowling the next day, I did.
Get some bags of frozen corn, apply as needed.
It will itch.
Sex will be fun in a few weeks.
ed

holy chit I didnt realize you were that freekin old! 1975? i was just figuring out how to play with it

[ICDEDPPL]

Oh man this is not what I wanted to hear....
they never mentioned shaving... I keep mine nice and trimmed either way but it would be funny to show up with just a huge bush.. or get a raging boner..lol
be like what?!?!

Oh just wait.....and I got neutered on Halloween.

I was handed a hospital gown and told to strip down and put it on with the opening in the back......I said " you do know your working on the front right???" So I'm laying there on the table and the 2 nurses come in to get ready. One of them pulls the gown up to my chest and checks everything over....."looks like you shaved properly" and left me laying there un-covered. Trust me, this is not your PROUDEST moment!!!
The Doctor walks in with those funny glasses with the eyeballs bouncing out of them (remember it's Halloween).....says "WOW, it's warm in here". I blurt out "NO doc, It's cold.....it's the only excuse I got"...the nurses start laughing.
They get to work and your junk is as exposed as a crack whore in Hustler!!!! They see it everyday and there is nothing you can do to make yourself more "alert"!!! During the procedure I'm talking away, one nurse commented she wasn't used to patients so lively (remember I only had a local). I was told it was a 10 minute procedure, I told the doc I had been telling people I was going to Taco Bell the night before to make sure he was finished in 8 minutes.....the nurses laughed, he smartly commented "do you really want me to rush". "Good point Doc, take all afternoon!!!"
At the end of the procedure they were telling me about what to expect, how long to wait, etc. That I would have to come give samples to make sure everything went as expected. "Well, can I get my wife to help me collect the samples?". Sure they said......"can you separate it from saliva?". I'm not sure what the answer to that one was cause they busted out in loud, nervous laughter.....I never did go back to give samples. It's been 6-7 years and no more kids so guess I'm good. (we have 3 boys)

Well worth the ability to deposit and GO!!!

[phragle]

have the little woman wax those puppies for ya

[Tony M]

BEST PART Of the deal is when the nurse came in to prep me was your nuts get soap up with some strange women playing with your nuts and who cares you get a woodie and Bing /Bam the Doc comes in finishes up and your out of there. "Best Move I Ever Made" Go Away Little Girl It's Not Mine I'm certifide . F**K OFF Bit*h It's not mine.

[scarrab30]

Why go through all that , just go to bed with a pair of vise grips! Get a big pair so you can be proud of your tool. Brian

[Geronimo36]

holy chit I didnt realize you were that freekin old! 1975? i was just figuring out how to play with it

I wasn't even born yet!

[TCEd]

holy chit I didnt realize you were that freekin old! 1975? i was just figuring out how to play with it

Funny how events stay in your mind. I still remember the doctor and nurse discussing the Notre Dame basketball game from the night before as they snipped me.

ed

[redhotsommer]

Why go through all that , just go to bed with a pair of vise grips! Get a big pair so you can be proud of your tool. Brian

So you BARELY post on here...and THIS is the thread you choose to speak up on??? Sumthin' wrong with you, boy!

[ICDEDPPL]

we need to save this thread from all the cock talk hold on

[DollaBill]

we need to save this thread from all the cock talk hold on

thank you

[rschap1]

Good Save!


I got it done just over a year ago.
I got it sooner on a Thursday afternoon. Someone cancelled on the doc.
Usually a Friday op. so you can recover over the weekend. I did go to work Friday, but I have a desk job. Sat here with ice, instead of at home on the coach. One hour ride each way. Ice helped the traveling too. I was not too bad. Ran 2 miles the next Tuesday. Didn't lift anything besides beers that weekend though. Doctor said, and every horror story I have heard, always revolved around over doing it and giving time to heal up Take it easy after. I think a 6 hour would be something I would avoid, even a 6 hour ride (I mean in a car)

[Geronimo36]

Hence the need for neutering!!!!

we need to save this thread from all the cock talk hold on

[Tony M]

So you BARELY post on here...and THIS is the thread you choose to speak up on??? Sumthin' wrong with you, boy!

It Has To Do With Tools So You Know How He Is With His "Tool "