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[Coolerman]

So I was out tonight and I offer to buy this girl a drink but she declined, but she continued
to conversate with me. She then asked me my name, to which I said
Jason. She then asked if my last name was Parvey..... (this is where
it gets interesting). She asks me, "Is your dad a dentist?" I told
her, "Yes, are you a patient?" She then said, "No, I work for him."