Thread: Texts From Last Night
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03-24-2010 07:32 PMI take one little break and this place goes to sh!t.
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Clearly I made an impression.
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Or at least your vagina did.
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03-25-2010 09:13 AM
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03-26-2010 03:40 PM(214):
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true
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before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
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Tonight I'm going to find a sexy ski instructor, and I'm going to wax his fvckin' pole.
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Mom?
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03-28-2010 11:22 PM(847):
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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03-28-2010 11:23 PM(518):
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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03-28-2010 11:23 PM(330):
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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03-28-2010 11:24 PM(719):
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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03-28-2010 11:24 PM(973):
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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03-28-2010 11:25 PM(203):
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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03-28-2010 11:25 PM(781):
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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03-29-2010 11:17 AM
Jay, I'm less than 100 texts behind you. Stay sharp!
Jon
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