Life is like a sh!t sandwich...
The more bread you make the less sh!t you eat.
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03-10-2009 11:48 AMWarning: There will be no warning shots.
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03-10-2009 01:36 PM
I'm Scottish "If it's not Scottish! It's Cccrrrrrrrappp!!"
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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03-10-2009 01:42 PM
The only time you won't a partner is if you got a bucket of sh!t to eat.......
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05-21-2009 10:59 AM
"The key to the whole thing is sincerity, and once you learn to fake that you've got it made."
Uncle Dave
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05-21-2009 11:37 AM
It's better to remain silent and be thought ignorant, than open mouth and remove all doubt......
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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05-21-2009 01:09 PM
Obviously the one under my signature. and..
There are 2 things to worry about in life.. If you sick ot if you'r healthy.
If you'r heathy nothing to worry about.
If you'r sick there are two things to worry about. If you will get well?/ then there is nothing to worry about.. If you won't .. there is two things to worry about, when you croak.
Will you go to Heaven? or hell?
If you go to Heaven.. nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell.?!.. >>
YOU will be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends and relatives,, you won't have time to worry about anything.Life is: what happens... when you plan something else.