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    Tommy Gun
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    02-08-2010 04:24 PM
    The best engine in the world is the vagina.

    It can be started with one finger.
    It is self-lubticating.
    It takes any size piston.
    And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental.
    Warning: There will be no warning shots.
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    02-08-2010 05:19 PM
    Hahaha
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    02-08-2010 05:28 PM
    true, true
    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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    02-08-2010 06:46 PM
    Hey if you can't handle a little temper now and then...
    I saw a boat once!
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    02-08-2010 09:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Gun View Post
    The best engine in the world is the vagina.

    It can be started with one finger.
    It is self-lubticating.
    It takes any size piston.
    And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so damn temperamental.
    Thank you so much!

    Julie
    When you feel the need for speed...Throttle Up!

    GO FAST or GO HOME!
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    02-08-2010 11:10 PM
    rotflmao!
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    02-09-2010 08:36 AM
    And we all know the great power that they wield. Just don't mount it on your dyno before a proper tune-up.

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    02-09-2010 09:04 AM
    Now if we could only re-route the exhaust !
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    02-09-2010 09:11 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    Now if we could only re-route the exhaust !
    That was a civil engineering oversight; a classic blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

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    02-09-2010 10:37 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by CigDaze View Post
    That was a civil engineering oversight; a GASTRIC blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

    fixed!!!
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    02-09-2010 12:46 PM
    Funny
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    02-09-2010 02:02 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by CigDaze View Post
    That was a civil engineering oversight; a classic blunder where function preceded form. Who in their right mind would zone a toxic waste facility adjacent to a recreational park?

    Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.
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    02-09-2010 02:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by YoungPerformance View Post
    Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.
    HEHEHEHE
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    02-09-2010 02:09 PM
    OMG! This thread went from bad to worse.
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    02-09-2010 03:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefApache View Post
    OMG! This thread went from bad to worse.
    As if that should surprise U w/ this subject matter & the motley crew on here!!!!!
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    02-09-2010 04:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefApache View Post
    OMG! This thread went from bad to worse.
    Not sure what your talkin bout....Seems on track to me
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    02-09-2010 04:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefApache View Post
    OMG! This thread went from bad to worse.
    Threads like this can only go one way, and it's coming along nicely.
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    02-09-2010 04:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by YoungPerformance View Post
    Yep, it's kind of like the mafia......one slip of the tongue and your in deep chit.
    Too funny.
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