Wednesday Witticisms

[Ratickle]

Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.

Give pizza chants.

Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

If something goes without saying, LET IT!

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

[Ratickle]

Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.

Life's a buffet... so eat me!

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

[rschap1]

[old377guy]

I need to print a few of those out........especially the handbasket one

[Ratickle]

I kinda like the exercise one....