Cute story for all you old guys that can't get it up

[catastrophe]

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Harold is 95 and lives in the Buena Vista Senior Citizens Home. Every
night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit
and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred,
age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it,
several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold
turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?' She
asks, 'What? 'Sex!!' he replies. Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart!
You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!' 'I know,' Harold says,
'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.'
' Well, I guess I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips Harold's trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the gardenwhere they
would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one
night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred
went looking for Harold, wanting to make sure he was okay. She walked all
over Buena Vista until she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another
female resident, who washolding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred
yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?'
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.'

[Boss252]

[Wrinkleface]

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Harold is 95 and lives in the Buena Vista Senior Citizens Home. Every
night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit
and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred,
age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it,
several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold
turns to Mildred and asks, 'Do you know what I miss most of all?' She
asks, 'What? 'Sex!!' he replies. Mildred exclaims, 'Why you old fart!
You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!' 'I know,' Harold says,
'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.'
' Well, I guess I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips Harold's trousers,
removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the gardenwhere they
would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one
night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred
went looking for Harold, wanting to make sure he was okay. She walked all
over Buena Vista until she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another
female resident, who washolding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred
yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?'
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 'Parkinson's.'

[Davidmnc]

That's funny right there........





What did he say her name was, and where is that home at????

[clayinaustin]

I know where I will be in 45 years!

[Mark]

Hope Ethel does not try to give him head!

[Wrinkleface]

I know where I will be in 45 years!

Hang'n w/ a hot denture clanking old bitty w/ parkinsons???????

[03darkshadow]

haha

[MacGyver]

Hope Ethel does not try to give him head!

He'll be OK if she removes her dentures A good gummer

[jayboat]

He'll be OK if she removes her dentures A good gummer

There is no such thing as a 'bad' gummer.

[stecz20]

nice... i like that place....

[phragle]

I know where I will be in 45 years!

I will be planted, no way in hell is this body gonna make 90, not after the abuse I have put it thru.....

[Sea-Dated]

That is awesome

[Davidmnc]

There is no such thing as a 'bad' gummer.

[Mark]

He'll be OK if she removes her dentures A good gummer

lol. Didnt think of that.

[Sea-Dated]

There is no such thing as a 'bad' gummer.

I can honestly say that I wouldn't know.....

[PARADOX]

I will be planted, no way in hell is this body gonna make 90, not after the abuse I have put it thru.....

MINE "manhood" will make it just fine past 90... but you'r right.. The rest of mine parts are beat to death, trashed, worn and need to be refurbished.
Almost lasted as long as a 525. Now as far as the "outdrive" that works great.

[Ratickle]

MINE "manhood" will make it just fine past 90... but you'r right.. The rest of mine parts are worn and need to be refurbished.

So you havn't put any wear on your manhood? You really should dust it off and try once in a while.

[Mark]

Use it or lose it!

[PARADOX]

So you havn't put any wear on your manhood? You really should dust it off and try once in a while.

No wories.. No dust.. no wear and tare.. Regular maintenance and upkeep is the key for longetivity. Planty of good quaility lubricants. Not the synthetc type either.