Joke: Weenie Test

[Wardey]

Weenie Test


Three third graders from Tennessee , an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a
Black kid, are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they
play a new game. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' He says,
'Okay!' they all agree.

The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

'That's nothing,' says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows
that his is at least an inch longer.

Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the
biggest, but the fattest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he
did at school t oday. 'Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test,
and read out loud from a new book; and then during recess, my friends and I
played a new game
called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie!' "

'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother.

'Well, me, Anthony, and Patrick each pulled out our weenies, and I had the
biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Is that true, Momma?'

'No, Leroy. It's because you're eighteen and still in the third grade.'

[Wrinkleface]

[ThrottleUp Props]

Sick and wrong Dave!

Julie

[45Sonic]

But funny

[Sea-Dated]

[scottc]

Not bad made me smile for a bit.............