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    AP newswire:
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    Toyota announced today that all new Toyota automobiles will now come with Chinese lead based paints. Company officials stated that this new safety intitiative is designed to protect vehicle occupants from radiation exposure. This dramatic step forward is believed to be a first in the automotive industry.
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    Gilbert Gottfried recently lost his job with Aflac as its spokesperson with jokes like these. Sometimes its just too early.
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    So... Superman's safe in one of these rigs?
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    Phragle, now you have too much time on your hands!!
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    nah.. just had stirfry for dinner.. shake it up, add water and turn up the heat...
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    Thay are dumping sea water on it now??? 1 thing I know concrete will contain radiation but it may be to far gone?SAD
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    AP newswire:
    For immediate release.

    Toyota announced today that all new Toyota automobiles will now come with Chinese lead based paints. Company officials stated that this new safety intitiative is designed to protect vehicle occupants from radiation exposure. This dramatic step forward is believed to be a first in the automotive industry.
    Update: officials, realizing that they had been using Chinese lead based paint for years... have told everyone to get in a car. Ironically, Indian and Russian cars are also safe.
    However, Russian grinding wheels should be avoided.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    nah.. just had stirfry for dinner.. shake it up, add water and turn up the heat...
    You're too funny!

    btw, on these Toyota's, do the gas pedals still stick??



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    Quote Originally Posted by fund razor View Post
    Update: officials, realizing that they had been using Chinese lead based paint for years... have told everyone to get in a car. Ironically, Indian and Russian cars are also safe.
    However, Russian grinding wheels should be avoided.
    Are these the inferior grinding wheels that Phragle used over here once and it broke?
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    who?? me???
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    My bad Rob,it wasn't you using it, it was Fund.
    Instant disintegration....
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    yeah...I phucked that one up... my bad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    yeah...I phucked that one up... my bad...
    Yeah, but the wheels were like 89 cents.
    The Russian grinding wheel jokes are worth like 20 bucks.

    (I still have a couple if you need any)
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