Brought to you by Davd Stecz, straight outta NJ. Enjoy!
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon..
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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Thread: My Favorit Pick Up lines
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05-15-2009 10:54 AMTaking Over the World One Thread at a Time
The Penguin Cometh
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05-15-2009 11:23 AM
You got a face that would make time stand still because it would stop a clock!
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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05-15-2009 11:40 AM
I told a real tall chick "I would climb her like a set of Monkey Bars!"
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05-15-2009 01:19 PM
I thought that the only pickup line you need is an oval and a "1" on the side of your boat.
Unfortunately I bought mine after I was no longer single.... Maybe as time goes on she'll let me use it as a pick up line afterall?!?!?!
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05-15-2009 01:50 PM
Are you Irish?
Want some in you?
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05-15-2009 01:55 PM
You got a face that could make an onion cry....
Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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05-16-2009 11:53 PMMy face is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it
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05-17-2009 01:13 AM
can I eat you out untill your head caves in?
P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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05-17-2009 01:16 AM
News Flash! Amercan's have discontinued the sexual position known as "69". Due to the current economic conditions, eating out has become just too damn expensive
P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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05-17-2009 10:16 AM
you ever seen a grown man naked.
now thats a pick up line
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