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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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12-19-2010 02:41 PM(540):
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:41 PM(502):
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:42 PM(562):
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:42 PM(815):
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:43 PM(845):
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:43 PM(816):
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:43 PM(410):
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:44 PM(401):
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:45 PM(613):
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:46 PM(920):
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:46 PM(617):
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:47 PM(785):
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:47 PM(517):
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:48 PM(647):
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:50 PM(804):
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:51 PM(952):
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:51 PM(405):
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:52 PM(507):
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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12-19-2010 02:52 PM(920):
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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