w all have our little sayings that clutter up our vocabularies.. a couple of mine...
"theres 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the difficult way... somehow I always seem to choose the later"
and as an EMT: "air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, anyvariation of this is a bad BAD thing"
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02-24-2009 12:32 PMP-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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02-24-2009 12:37 PMkeep diggin'........
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02-24-2009 12:39 PMWOMEN:
Can't live w/'m!
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02-24-2009 02:10 PMMy variation:
Originally Posted by Wrinkleface
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Can't live w/'m!
Can't live w/ out'm!
Can't shoot'm, Legally!!!!!!!
You can't live with them, and you can't live with them ...
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02-24-2009 12:44 PMScrew me once - shame on you.
Screw me twice - shame on me.
Whay can I say....I'm a General Contractor.
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02-24-2009 12:55 PMMy three greatest assets that I can offer a woman are my time, my money, and my energy. However, in order for me to give these to a woman, she has to give me her time, money, and/or energy.
Bottom line... A woman needs to be boat candy or booty call!
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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02-24-2009 01:07 PMStupid should be painfull.......
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02-24-2009 01:08 PMIt's 5 O'Clock Somewhere!
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02-24-2009 01:09 PMstupid hurts
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02-24-2009 01:16 PMComplacency is the root of decay.
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02-24-2009 02:41 PMDon't know about that but in my profession, there can B decay on a root!!!!!!! Originally Posted by sy goldberg
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02-24-2009 01:21 PMI can get along with anyone I WANT to!
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02-24-2009 02:47 PM Originally Posted by Mark
I used to use that one a lot.
Those who know me well know that my luck is about the same as Gino's. After one particular stupid mishap a friend tells me "Your the only guy I know who can walk outside in a rainstorm of pu$$y and get hit with the only falling penis".
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02-24-2009 01:51 PMWell, I stole this one from Bender but "Bite my shiny metal ass". Then I have a bunch of Homerisms I use too.
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02-24-2009 02:02 PMI admit I have a 3 inch cock......but some girls like 'em that WIDE....
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02-24-2009 02:11 PMIn response to a problem @ work in the ER:
If that's the worst thing that happens today, it's going to be a good day ...!
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02-24-2009 02:12 PMIn response to a woman/women being a pain in the backside:
What ever happened to the good old days when men were men and women were ribs ...?
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02-24-2009 02:13 PMYou say tomato. I say go phuk yourself
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02-24-2009 02:14 PMAt work:
"You're not working with the "B" team today ..."
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