personal sayings/qoutes..lets hear 'em

**MOBILEMERCMAN** · 03-01-2009 12:21 AM

Ouch I don't like doing things twice. Nice ring to it though.

Here is one,

Only the lead dog has bite marks on his as$

**Ratickle** · 03-01-2009 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by MOBILEMERCMAN

Only the lead dog has bite marks on his as$

Like that...

Used to say,

The higher you go up the ladder, the more your azz hangs out.

**Ratickle** · 03-01-2009 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by masher44

God hates you, pray to Stecz

That explains a lot...

**ILMORdude** · 03-02-2009 11:57 PM

About this time of year every year.............. God I f*cking HATE MICHIGAN!!

**Tony** · 03-03-2009 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by ILMORdude

About this time of year every year.............. God I f*cking HATE MICHIGAN!!

I say that about OH every day between November and April.

**Dude! Sweet!** · 03-03-2009 11:29 AM

Life is a matter of perspective... if you're the monkey at the top of the tree, when you look down all you see are smiling faces, when you're the monkey at the bottom and you look up, all you see are a-holes.

**Perlmudder** · 03-03-2009 11:37 PM

go big or go home!

make it happen!

DW (do work)!!

**KENNYO** · 03-04-2009 10:22 AM

Crazier than a run over dog! ( as in, That bltch is crazier than a run over dog!)

I use this one 2 or 3 times a day.........Fvck that shlt! or WTFever

**Knot 4 Me** · 03-04-2009 10:41 AM

"I'd rather have my balls pounded flat with a wooden mallet"
"You could phuck up a steel anvil with a rubber hammer"
"Her face would make a freight train take a dirt road"
"May I show you something in your size?"
"Would you like to see me throw my sex organ over my shoulder?"
"Would you like to see me throw my sex organ over your shoulder?"

**DonziGirl** · 03-04-2009 01:11 PM

My boss's saying when someone wants us to customize our software in a way we don't really recommend or haven't tried before: "You're going to be a pioneer... and pioneers get shot in the back!"

**cigdaze** · 03-04-2009 01:22 PM

I like Wardey's siginture!

"Handle every stressful situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it. Pee on it and walk away. "

**Magic Medicine** · 03-04-2009 02:54 PM

I wouldn't hit that with your dink!

**H2O Full Throttle** · 03-05-2009 05:15 AM

"Harden the FARQ Up"

**HaxbySpeed** · 03-05-2009 09:39 PM

I haven't heard that in a while, but everytime Neil Ross (kiwi jet boat racer) is in town he drinks the bar out of Bombay Saphire and tells everyone to harden the phuck up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

**Bobcat** · 03-06-2009 10:05 AM

holy crap, I am stealing that line !!

**Dude! Sweet!** · 03-06-2009 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by HaxbySpeed

I haven't heard that in a while, but everytime Neil Ross (kiwi jet boat racer) is in town he drinks the bar out of Bombay Saphire and tells everyone to harden the phuck up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

Words to live by!

**mh1031** · 03-06-2009 03:09 PM

One thing's for shure....Nothing's for shure.

She's phucked three ways to the weekend.

**FormulaOne** · 03-06-2009 04:44 PM

My favorite after a long explanation and I am getting nowhere with someone... "just to recap...so what you are telling me is that you're worthless?"

**Perlmudder** · 03-06-2009 05:27 PM

I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one!

**DonziGirl** · 03-06-2009 07:14 PM

Never take life seriously...nobody gets out alive anyway.

I had all sorts of quotes written on the walls of my college dorm room. They'd allow whatever you wanted as long as it was in crayon because it would wash off.

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