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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    but the chickens know the truth
    The brown chickens know everything.
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    lousy brown chickens and their sealed testimony
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    lousy brown chickens and their sealed testimony
    They told the brown cows. All you need to do is sneak up on a brown cow and say: "How now?"
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    I was at Key West for the worlds. I was out running an erriand and wanted a quick bite- so I pulled into a KFC. I was sitting at the little drive-thru menu thing ordering and running all around the base of the think were these little baby chicks and a few hens.

    Now that's irony. Or maybe JIT supply.
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    There is attorney-client priveledge, but not chicken-cow.

    This is your loophole, Bob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    I was at Key West for the worlds. I was out running an erriand and wanted a quick bite- so I pulled into a KFC. I was sitting at the little drive-thru menu thing ordering and running all around the base of the think were these little baby chicks and a few hens.

    Now that's irony. Or maybe JIT supply.
    I guess if they were protesting they would have been chained to the sign.
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    only a few of us know what JIT stands for, and a few less that know what an LBFM is
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    all I have on is a tie that is seriously outdated, and yet no one says a word
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    Forming a union
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    If you put the chickens next to the cows and then stay very quiet you may here


















    brown chicken brown cow
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    I use a spatula as a back scratcher, it is a scratchula, if you come to my house don't eat anything fried.



    "Scratchula: The Ballad of Bobcat"
    Words and muzik by
    Phragle Zombie

    Dead I am the one, Exterminating son
    Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
    Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
    While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

    Bobcat's loosin his mind
    Drinkin Natty Lite slime
    He scratches his back witha
    Scratchula


    Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
    Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
    Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
    Tender is the fur, dying as you purr

    Bobcat's loosin his mind
    Drinkin Natty Lite slime
    He scratches his back witha
    Scratchula

    Do it baby, Do it baby
    Do it baby, Do it baby
    Scratch like an animal

    Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
    Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
    Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
    Devil on your back, I can never die

    Bobcat's loosin his mind
    Drinkin Natty Lite slime
    He scratches his back witha
    Scratchula

    Do it baby, Do it baby
    Do it baby, Do it baby
    Burn like an animal

    Bobcat's loosin his mind
    Drinkin Natty Lite slime
    He scratches his back witha
    Scratchula

    Bobcat's loosin his mind
    Drinkin Natty Lite slime
    He scratches his back witha
    Scratchula

    Bobcat's loosin his mind
    Drinkin Natty Lite slime
    He scratches his back witha
    Scratchula
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    "Scratchula: The Ballad of Bobcat"
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    Ya just had to didnt ya ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    only a few of us know what JIT stands for, and a few less that know what an LBFM is

    Thats easy:

    Just In Time and
    Little Brown Fulcking Machine
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    "Scratchula: The Ballad of Bobcat"
    Words and muzik by
    Phragle Zombie
    Heres the other version:

    dead I am the one
    exterminating sun
    slipping through the trees
    strangling the breeze
    dead I am the sky
    watching angels cry
    as they slowly turn
    conquering the worm

    dead I am the pool
    spreading from the fool
    weak and want you need
    nowhere as you bleed
    dead I am the rat
    feast upon cat
    tender is the fur
    dying as you purr

    dig through the ditches
    burn through the witches
    I slam in the back of my
    dragula
    dig through the ditches
    burn through the witches
    I slam in the back of my
    dragula

    do it baby, do it baby
    burn like an animal
    do it baby, do it baby
    burn like an animal

    dead I am the life
    dig into the skin
    knuckle crack the bone
    21 to win
    dead I am the dog
    hound of hell you cry
    devil on your back
    I can never die

    dig through the ditches
    burn through the witches
    I slam in the back of my
    dragula
    dig through the ditches
    burn through the witches
    I slam in the back of my
    dragula

    do it baby, do it baby
    burn like an animal
    do it baby, do it baby
    burn like an animal

    dig through the ditches
    burn through the witches
    I slam in the back of my
    dragula
    dig through the ditches
    burn through the witches
    I slam in the back of my
    dragula

    dig through the ditches
    burn through the witches
    I slam in the back of my
    dragula
    dig through the ditches
    burn through the witches
    I slam in the back of my
    dragula
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    Lite Beer From Miller.

    Lil Bob Freaking Mathews.

    Like Brown Fowl Music

    Less Boat For Money
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    I haven't had a haircut since august, I have a goatee that is the envy of every record store sales guy in the states(and western canada) colonel kurtz ain't got sh*t on me, I have gone around the bend, nutzville, bonkers, I have switched to busch light, the 18 packs is cheaper but I buy it by the case, I even drink the backwash at the bottom. I am wearing patterns with patterns, hawiian shirts and camo shorts, my sunglasses are scratched and filthy, my underwear no longer connect in the middle, I am scaring the tourists and the bums are afraid to ask me for money. I smell like two stroke oil and drakkar. the cops lock their doors when I stroll by, I'll have to be stopped eventually, send somebody good, sunkins soft, stecz is to busy trying to hold on to his crumbling empire, and his enforcer masher has had it easy for so long he is no longer a threat, fund razor, he's with the apache people now, bouy is moving to pahonix and joining a drug cartel. the fumes have gotten to glass dave and rob 's too busy, audiofin and buck are drunk . maybe rg3, it would be just like you basta*rds to send a women, It won't be easy , I 'll be ready ,I am only a week away from the no pants look, I am having my back hair shaved into an image of sy goldberg. I might vote the straight democrat ticket. I might go sailing
    If you can see this clearly, go have another drink......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stecz20 View Post
    i wanna see pics you filthy bastard.....
    Here's the pics they took while he was on line with you, why did you want them again??
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    you people have crossed the line, I tried to be good, but fug it, the kool-aid will look good when I am done, stezc is right, you are all filthy pigs(except for buck , who is a filthy hillbilly) I am going fishing tomorrow, if that doesn't scare you nothing will, I ain't taking no sh*t from paul, he moved to michigan which pretty much sums it up, when I am done with you punks you will think that the lifetime channel is good stuff.
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    fu*k just missed a call from australia, they are pigs too, but they speak english like they hate it
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    [QUOTE=Bobcat;109570] I am going fishing tomorrowQUOTE]


    Thanks for rubbin it in, dick! Do I need to send R.G. down there to smack you back in line?
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