Gone native

[Bobcat]

Yes.

[Ratickle]

When I first read the post, I thought there were 600 of your people who mauled the firm ones...

[Bobcat]

It's nearly time.

[Ratickle]

I don't know whether to hope or dread,,,,,

[Bobcat]

[Buoy]

I had Jehovah's Witnesses show up yesterday...

Now, I live at the end of a dirt road, and there is literally a bridge that you have to walk across to get from my driveway to my front porch/front door. It's kinda cool - like a boat dock.

I told them to call first before they come next time, because pizza doesn't deliver out here, and I might be hungry.

[fund razor]

I don't believe Jehovah's showed up. Where they a mirage?

Are you still living on Bud Lights, Coumadin and Englishmuffinpizzas?

[Buoy]

I don't believe Jehovah's showed up. Where they a mirage?

Are you still living on Bud Lights, Coumadin and Englishmuffinpizzas?

Milwaukee Best Light, haven't upgraded to coumadin yet, and thinking of a pork chop for tonite...

[Buoy]

Got a haircut today.
The gal informed that it's been over three months.
I told her "Yeah, I kinda need to change my look, they are closing in on me, and I need to 'blend in'"
She didn't ask any further questions.
Just the way I like it.

[Ratickle]

Did you shave too???????

[Bobcat]

And is it still two bits ????

[old377guy]

no, it's up to 3 bits now (37.5 cents)

[Bobcat]

I thought about starting a new thread on construction mishaps, but this thread really fits KW , and it's non work ethics.

About two months ago , on the Navy base no less, The driver of the concrete truck was watching hand signals from the laborer, as he was backing up to the concrete forms........the laborer has one hand on the chute (where the concrete exits the drum) and the other hand waving the truck back........(wait for it.........) he backs the truck/chute into a concrete piling....which severs 3 of his fingers off....he quit waving at this point.
The driver of the truck can't pass a piss test, and the laborer is Illegal.....win win for the company. (not my company)
I tell guy's all of the time, you get hurt on the job ,and you piss dirty you are f*cked, and on your own.

I realize this is black humor....but you gotta visualize the guy with his hand on the chute waving the truck back......classic Farrely Bros. !!!

[Ratickle]

In Michigan it wouldn't matter if you pizzed dirty or not. Hurt on the job, you're covered.

[Buoy]

Four months since a hair cut.
At least week since a shave
The wif is ready to throw me out...

Details at 11

[poncho]

Four months since a hair cut.
At least week since a shave
The wif is ready to throw me out...

Details at 11

Have not had a haircut since July or August can't remember. Ran out of shaving two days ago been lazy on getting more.

[TUCK646]

do they still sell candy cigarettes ? that's what I need, some lucky strikes, my luck I would get benson &hedges.

Cat , I got connections in Philadelphia for those candy cigarettes& and fruit face. Whatever is left of the the old Joey Merlino gang control the candy cigarette union.
Have your people get ahold of our people, we'll see what we can do.

[TUCK646]

Our hair is self trimming, except onour back.
Waxing that™ ship makes you wanna slap yo momma ¡¡!¡¡

[old377guy]

what's this "hair" stuff y'all keep talkin about?

[TUCK646]

Have not had a haircut since July or August can't remember. Ran out of shaving two days ago been lazy on getting more.

That's what REDHEADED salon owners are for.