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Thread: Gone native
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06-27-2010 08:01 PM
I gotta start wearing my glasses when I go to the grocery store, what I thought I bought is in the left hand column....what I actually bought in the right.
Sweet'n low 400 count box........tampons extra absorbent
Folgers coffee..........unflavored bullion cubes
18 roll pack of Charmen toilet paper........Adult diapers....with suspenders.
18 pack of Bud Light..................18 pack of Bud Light(I can tell by weight)Parabellum FJ²B
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06-28-2010 08:26 AM
I used them for coffee......MMMMMMMMM! hot water !
Parabellum FJ²B
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06-28-2010 10:27 PM
Jes, Jes I do, gives it more of a European flair.
Parabellum FJ²B
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07-09-2010 08:39 AM
I walked in the house last night after about ten beers and the Mrs. was cooking dinner. I walked in the kitchen, picked up the scratchula that she was using and started scratching my back.
Boy was she pissed.
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07-13-2010 12:41 PM
Definitely not happy.
I saw a boat once!
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07-21-2010 05:53 PM
If a woman has sex with a corpse.........has she been coldcocked?
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07-21-2010 06:30 PM
Why? Did the Mortician punch her?
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07-25-2010 01:33 AM
Is it wrong that I feel compelled to warn you/let you know that it is a normal occurrence for me to walk outside completely naked and have a a smoke??
I don't think any of the neighbors can see, and there aren't any children in the neighborhood - it isn't like I'm a phucking wacko.
It just get's hot out here.
Sorry for the mental image."Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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07-25-2010 09:41 AM
AAAHHH! just a little splash of Beam in my 6th cup of coffee.
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08-05-2010 11:00 PM
And remember while in Maine....you can't do a shot on stage but you can F*ck a moose!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5RL0TiNruMParabellum FJ²B
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08-07-2010 07:50 PM
We thought he was peculiar even before he showed up at the dock in a 2000 HP 24' Pantera sporting 10' trim tabs.......a slip of the toggle and you had one ballistic submarine....As he left the marina we wondered if we would ever see him or the boat again...We didn't have to wait long.....It's been a month and we are still scratching our heads trying to figure out what happened that overcast day in July.....
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08-07-2010 10:46 PM
Is it strange that I always look forward to this thread popping back up on the first page??
"Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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