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    But first, to make me a little more appealing, I'm going to slap on some Goldbond... Sort of a below the equator Italian Shower...


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    gold bond is a powerful adhesive we use to prep the walls for stucco..............but hey.... what works for you
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    Tomorrow is going to hurt...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude! Sweet! View Post
    Tomorrow is going to hurt...
    I was told that pain is cleansing,what a load of sh it ! this same person also said,if you really love her then you should be happy she is with someone else,another load of sh it,
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    What they forgot to add is you should be happy she's with someone else, becuase if she was with you, you'd end up F'ing hating her...


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    I went bowling yesterday...


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    I haven't bowled since 9/11 when they cut off navy base access to civilians (the only alley here is on boca chica nas)
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    Goldbond? Steer clear of the medicated kind. It gets hot down in the Keys- regular baby powder works the best down there; down there.
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    I've always had good luck with he medicated kind. Works like a champ for me. Now my exgirlfriend used it once and nearly "medicated" her snatch off... Ah well, at least I have one fond memory of that lousy b*tch!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude! Sweet! View Post
    I've always had good luck with he medicated kind. Works like a champ for me. Now my exgirlfriend used it once and nearly "medicated" her snatch off... Ah well, at least I have one fond memory of that lousy b*tch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude! Sweet! View Post
    I've always had good luck with he medicated kind. Works like a champ for me. Now my exgirlfriend used it once and nearly "medicated" her snatch off... Ah well, at least I have one fond memory of that lousy b*tch!
    your actions could be described as "premedicated" which carries a heavier penalty
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    Dating her for nearly three years was way more penatly than anyone should have to have endured... Cruel and unusual punishment...


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    what'd she have on you ?? voodoo, or tight cooze or forementioned pics
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    Super, super, hot body (rarely enjoyed, but man do I like a challenge) and I was young and stupid. Now I'm old and stupid...


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    Volleyball chick... 6'1". And a raving b*tch...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude! Sweet! View Post
    Volleyball chick... 6'1". And a raving b*tch...
    And this is coming from a dude in Huntington Beach!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fund razor View Post
    And this is coming from a dude in Huntington Beach!
    But this was in Niagara Falls, my good man. Now, she'd be a dime a dozen... actually that's not 100% true. Most of our tall pretty girls are actually very pleasant. Her bad attitude and think polack head would be a rarity out here.


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    Ok so post pics of her already
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    MM, I'm an old fart, this was pre-internet. I'm sure I threw out any actual photos of her I had...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude! Sweet! View Post
    Super, super, hot body (rarely enjoyed,
    by u or herself????????
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