My credit card got jacked.

[Buoy]

I hardly ever use it, and all of a sudden, the wife is going through bills tonight, and there is almost $300 on it.
I call the number, and it's some porn.com thing. I don't go to any pay porn sites, there are plenty of free ones - if that is what I was looking for.
I'm speaking with the customer service chick, and arguing with her about the billing and un-authorized charges.
She tells me that by reporting this, I'm now under investigation for reporting fraudulent charges. I'm OK with that, I've got nothing to hide. I tell her that there is a second charge from her Co., and she keeps cutting me off, she then tells me that unless she was" blind, dumb, and stupid" she wouldn't have seen that. I simply said " At this point, I'm not ruling that out"
She then suggested that I " stick your penis in your mouth, and suck your own d!ck" before hanging up on me.
My wife then called the number, and she was told that "she could take my abuse, but they wouldn't" and again that I could suck my own d!ck.
Nice.
Called the CC company and cancelled the card and had all charges stopped pending investigation.

[MarylandMark]

Classic! That's almost worth the $300.

Your CC company should credit you immediately and reverse the charges back to them.

[MacGyver]

I'd also call any one of the three credit bureaus and put a fraud alert onto your credit file. They will then contact the other two credit bureaus with the same alert.

[Wrinkleface]

[Ratickle]

I hardly ever use it, and all of a sudden, the wife is going through bills tonight, and there is almost $300 on it.
I call the number, and it's some porn.com thing. I don't go to any pay porn sites, there are plenty of free ones - if that is what I was looking for.
I'm speaking with the customer service chick, and arguing with her about the billing and un-authorized charges.
She tells me that by reporting this, I'm now under investigation for reporting fraudulent charges. I'm OK with that, I've got nothing to hide. I tell her that there is a second charge from her Co., and she keeps cutting me off, she then tells me that unless she was" blind, dumb, and stupid" she wouldn't have seen that. I simply said " At this point, I'm not ruling that out"
She then suggested that I " stick your penis in your mouth, and suck your own d!ck" before hanging up on me.
My wife then called the number, and she was told that "she could take my abuse, but they wouldn't" and again that I could suck my own d!ck.
Nice.
Called the CC company and cancelled the card and had all charges stopped pending investigation.

Sounds like Stecz was busy while he was gone.......

How'd he get your card???

[Racegirl3]

You know .... Im not sure but I think she was being sarcastic. I dont think its really possible to suck your own dick... well ... unless your Marilyn Manson

[inbetween]

Girl on the phone must be too ugly to be featured on the website. She shouldn't take her frustrations out on you.

On a serious note, that sucks. I wonder where they got your info from? I like to think people are basically good then this happens.

[cigdaze]

Sorry man...remember that time when you got drunk in st pete with me...don't you remember when we hit that jack shack? You said you'd take care of it.

Seriously...that's a damn bummer. Good luck.

[Buoy]

Yeah, I was kind of shocked, I'm trying to handle this in a professional and biz type tone (yes, I know how to do that, I do it at work everyday), and she starts suggesting in plain unprintable english that I suck my own cork.
CC co. is suppsoed to take care of it, but wonder how much hassle this is going to become.

Nick, I said I would cover it then. Stop going back and charging it to me, I'm not Mr. Underhill

[Buoy]

Girl on the phone must be too ugly to be featured on the website. She shouldn't take her frustrations out on you.

On a serious note, that sucks. I wonder where they got your info from? I like to think people are basically good then this happens.

I haven't a clue where they got the info.
Like I said, I rarely use a card, I usually pay cash for everything.
I used the card once for fuel on this statement, and then there were 6 other charges that originated in spain, and iran. according to the cc co.

[fund razor]

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

I guess you are not all that Inuitive.

[fund razor]

ha

[Buoy]

I just got a belly laugh.
Thanks Fund.

[Racegirl3]

I'm speaking with the customer service chick, and arguing with her about the billing and un-authorized charges.

Im curious. Did you think by telling her that you didnt initiate the charges, that she would believe you and say ok sorry and refund them? If so ... I mean if that would actually work, I think I'll try that at Walmart ... or the gas station ... or where ever ..... Good idea.

[Buoy]

Im curious. Did you think by telling her that you didnt initiate the charges, that she would believe you and say ok sorry and refund them? If so ... I mean if that would actually work, I think I'll try that at Walmart ... or the gas station ... or where ever ..... Good idea.

Yeah, actually, they jacked my card, and I'm not paying for something I didn't buy.
I try not to shop at Wal-mart, but if you do, go ahead and try it there.
My phone call was to simply see what the charges were for.
I'm not out looking to buy porn.
But it seems you're trying to make a business of it.
Good luck to you, just don't try to jack my card.

[fund razor]

I sense some tension.

[Buoy]

I sense some tension.

Yeah, me too.

[fund razor]

I would love to be able to suck my own dick.

You are probably more deficient in noun than verb.

[Buoy]

I would love to be able to suck my own dick.

I'd put this up for POTW, but I don't want you to win.

[fund razor]

I think that I need to prove who I am to get a driver's license and that an investigation will commence upon report of unauthorized charges. Just wanted to get that out there.