Official... raise your post count thread!!

[fund razor]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
A looper?
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

[Blue Oval]

I think they should do a Caddyshack 3. I know who could play the grounds keeper.

[Bobcat]

Mornin!

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
A looper?
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

That whole Scene was improvised....Which makes it even funnier.

Still Working on the Set up...Need a better Launch Platform.

[fund razor]

I think they should do a Caddyshack 3. I know who could play the grounds keeper.

You want me to kill all the golfers?

The GOPHERS you git! The GOPHERS.

Oh, we don't even need a reason for that.

[fund razor]

You need to plant a little parallel hedgerow for your tee box.

[Blue Oval]

He needs to plant what?

[Bobcat]

Mornin!

Gambling is Illegal at Bushwoods Sir...And besides....I never Slice.

[Blue Oval]

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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

[Bobcat]

Mornin!

Played with the Spool Gun Yesterday....Getting close...

[rschap1]

Practice, practice, practice

when I welded up my dock frames, it took me a while to get going.
went through a lot of tips and cups.
Started cleaning all the material with wire brush on grinder, then muriatic acid.
Found out toilet bowl cleaner worked better.
Made all the difference.
Was told the harsher acid allowed the aluminum to oxidize too quick.
The hydrochloric in the Sno Bowl slowed the process and gave time to weld.
Not sure if that is how it really worked, but everything went WAY better after the change.

[fund razor]

He needs to plant what?

Parallel hedges to define his tee box.

[Blue Oval]

Screw that, I spent a lot of time on that picture. Just laugh and move on. No more pictures.

[Bobcat]

Mornin!

Going to Plant some Hedge, Funds?

I'll try out the Toilet Cleaner....I'm getting close...had the Dial on the Helmet set a bit slow......Got a little Sand in My Eyes.

[rschap1]

Ouch
protect the peepers

[Bobcat]

UnMornin!

Couldn't get on this AM.....

[Ratickle]

Anthony got it fixed!

[Blue Oval]

Was it caused by the bank collapse?

[Ratickle]

I don't know. The host had to change the IP address for some reason, which then made it so Godaddy had to change the DNS or something, which then made something else screw up because the server controller was linked to a different IP than the host computer, or some such thing.

[Ratickle]

I'm thinking that the Russians were afraid we were sending Bobcat over in his secret ganji fueled rocket disguised like a tent so they hacked us.....

[rschap1]

Glad to see the site back up...
worried for a few there