Good News, Advice, and Information for Men!!!!!!!!!

[Ratickle]

Thought you should know that the book, "Understanding Women" is now out in paperback.

[old377guy]

that'd be a start

[Tinkerer]

That is only the TABLE OF CONTENTS

[Ratickle]

So that's why nobody has ever finished it.........

[old377guy]

so that why nobody has ever STARTED it!

[Ratickle]

I heard you you took the class but did not quite get a passing grade.....

[old377guy]

I struggle with most of the subject matter.......and then there's a few areas that I've ACED!

[Tinkerer]

She only lets YOU think YOU aced it.

[Shockwave]

That's way too hard . Just give them a credit card and a puppy .

[Ratickle]

That's the short story ??????

[TUCK646]

That looks just like the divorce rulebook

[old377guy]

there is no divorce rulebook - THAT'S the problem .........silly rabbit

[Bobcat]

[Ratickle]

Philosophical Note......




Life is like a penis,
simple, relaxed and hanging free.


It's women who make it hard !!









NEVER A TRUER WORD HAS BEEN SPOKEN

[Ratickle]

[old377guy]

Too funny! I'm copying that and sending it out to the gang.

[Ratickle]

........

[old377guy]

This thread just keeps getting better and better

[Ratickle]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don 't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'


The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

[Bobcat]

Ouch!