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    And my God Daughter wonders why she can't find a job...
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    Fish on!!!!!!!!!!
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    Thats scarey
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    Yikes!
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    She has nice cleavage... (just saying)...
    There-in lies a potential career for a few years, as she becomes a heroin addict and supports her pimp.
    What would be her stage name?? I haven't been in a strip club in over ten years, I'm sure they don't use "Mercedes" and "Fantasy" anymore...
    The tattoo on the neck is where she is screwed.
    The rest could be fixed, and the hair color made normal.
    Truth is, she would probably be a very pretty gal if she didn't have "issues" that caused her to mutilate her body this way - she has nice features. She could be very attractive if she had some self esteem.

    I have NO tattoos, not that I'm against them, I just have never found anything I liked enough. I DO have a pierced ear, that I have been wearing my daughters birth stone in since shortly after she was born - which I will be giving to her in a few weeks.
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    if that is your daughter..well, shame on u bro !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buoy View Post
    The tattoo on the neck is where she is screwed.
    She just had the tattoo done by an unlicensed guy in his living room. Her Mom is furious about the tattoo, but is OK with the rest of her "individuality". About the only thing she is qualified for is a clerk at a Halloween store or haunted house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 600sci View Post
    if that is your daughter..well, shame on u bro !
    SORRY
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    I have no idea how to tell someone like that how screwed up they are forever because of the choices they made on a whim....


    Lack of conformity may be a way of personal protest or expression, but some basic rules of conformity make the world go round.....


    Maybe a future as a dominatrix in Amsterdam???????


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    When I was that age it took three dates to figure out that the girl was well.... different. Now an entire generation leads with their baggage. There are always turtlenecks I guess.
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    atleast she got her name right.. 'NIGHTMARE' !!!!

    not even in Amsterdam would she make money !!!
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    Mama said, if ya aint got nothing good to say, keep your mouth shut...........Just sayin'

    But I was at a strip club last night for thr first time since moving to FL 10 years ago, and they looked nothing like that.
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    Mama said, if ya aint got nothing good to say, keep your mouth shut...........Just sayin'

    But I was at a strip club last night for thr first time since moving to FL 10 years ago, and they looked nothing like that.
    Hey, i know what i am talking about here .... JUST SAYIN...
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    I was at a wedding a few weeks ago and there were some chics there that make the pin cushion in your picture look like Miley Cyrus. This broad had dreads that Bob Marley would have been jealous of, tattoos covering every exposed part of her body from her jawbone down. Her friggin earlobes were stretched beond her shoulders and had some g spot finder looking things hanging from them. Random chunks of metal stuck on various places on her face including a ring through her septum that you could have used to lead around a 2500lb Brahma bull. I'm guessing the only place for employment for her was assistant manager at a head shop.

    I'm sure she was a nice girl though.
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    We have a girl at work that has to take stuff out and wear band-aids over other stuff. She works in the dining room. She is really nice. Sometimes she cracks me up.

    She is depressed a lot. Not sure which is the chicken and which is the egg, if you know what I mean. (emo look follows depression or depression follows emo look?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 600sci View Post
    atleast she got her name right.. 'NIGHTMARE' !!!!

    not even in Amsterdam would she make money !!!
    I don't think the OP said that his God-daughter was looking for jobs in the sex industry. Just saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 600sci View Post
    Hey, i know what i am talking about here .... JUST SAYIN...
    This is True, there was a German girl at this club, but I didnt get her name
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    Quote Originally Posted by fund razor View Post
    I don't think the OP said that his God-daughter was looking for jobs in the sex industry. Just saying.
    I know, just a poor attempt at humor.......


    I have no idea what advice to give or how to help......
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    Just another of many reminders why neither my GF or I do not want kids.
    My Dog and her Cats work for us...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratickle View Post
    I know, just a poor attempt at humor.......


    I have no idea what advice to give or how to help......
    I forgot that post when Scott posted.

    But I agree, what advice can you possibly give? Kids are tough duty. I guess every generation finds a way to freak out the previous one. We grew long hair and wore leather. The kids today needed to build a freakier mousetrap.
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