DON'T FALL OFF A CURB!!!

[Scarab KV]

* Augusta , GA *

*Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta , Georgia , told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta , on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.*

*Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.*

*After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.*

Now that was a well written Police report.
Semper Fi

[searaycer]

Hell Yeah!

[dd24skater]

I like that!

[imco offshore]

ooooora,,,perfect ending

[Bobcat]

Booyah !

[rschap1]

I saw the same type of thing happen when I was in high school.
Our metal shop teacher taught an adult ed. class in the evenings.
I would go there also to use the equipment while working on my own projects.
Gases for the welding area were housed outside the main building.
When one of the adults went to open the gas bottles, he spotted 2 kids ripping the stereo out of another guy's car.
Within a split second the 2 kids were surrounded by mostly big Harley riders.
Well...when the cops arrived, there was a lot of blood.
Report was written that each of the would be thiefs hooked a leg on seatbelt, tripped as they tried to exit the car fast, and planted their faces on the asphalt.
It was a mess.

[MacGyver]

Awesome!!

[Donskihp]

Can we get some of that curbing in VA?

[old377guy]

those curbs can be a b*tch

[Mark]

oopsie!

[UNRECONSTRUCTED]

I loved this story when I read it the first time...

Unfortunately the story's best part may not be completely true: http://www.snopes.com/politics/milit...bbedmarine.asp