Canada bashing seems to be a popluar sport around here, so I thought it could use it's own thread.![]()
Thread: Official: Canada bashing thread
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09-23-2010 04:18 PM
Taking Over the World One Thread at a Time
The Penguin Cometh
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09-23-2010 04:40 PM
I am going to a Canadian restaurant for dinner.
We are going to eat moose and talk down to each other while drinking crappy beer. But when we get sick on the food, we are going to get medical help here while we are still sick, rather than three months later.
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09-23-2010 04:46 PM
Canada is so far behind, they haven't even had their civil war yet.
But when they do... it will be interesting, because they will have to do a coin toss to decide whether the treaty is written in French or Canadian.
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09-23-2010 04:48 PM
Calgary is ok. At least they have cowboys.
But they don't wear cowboy hats.
They wear Cowboy Toques.
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09-23-2010 05:06 PM
John get's it. I am sure Bobcat can contribute!!!
Taking Over the World One Thread at a Time
The Penguin Cometh
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09-23-2010 07:12 PM
VIVA LA SEPARATISTS ( go quebec)
Parabellum FJ²B
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09-23-2010 08:06 PM
We boat in Canadian waters.
People with pump-outs especially.
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09-23-2010 08:21 PM
Actually.... Canada kicked azz exactly five times.
1) Kept us drunk during prohibition.
2) World War 2, third best supporting actor
3) 1980 Iran hostage release
4) Space shuttlle arm
5) There were only 4, but it's 5 Canadian. Besides, the terms of my treaty with them preventing war dictate that I describe 5 things. So there you are. 5 Canadian reasons equals 4 US.
Really, I wish we had Tim Horton.
He's like the Canadian Dave Thomas. (RIP Dave Thomas.)
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09-23-2010 08:32 PM
If Hockey is a Canadian sport, and Lord Stanley was a Canadian, why is the Stanley Cup always on US soil?
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09-23-2010 08:36 PM
Why the band Rush is so dam good:
They are actually aliens. They are too dam good to be human. The aliens couldn't read English so they got screwed up over Lake Erie and dropped them in Toronto instead of Toledo.
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09-23-2010 08:38 PM
Lots of guests tonight. Welcome guests.
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09-23-2010 09:20 PM
Canadians are the American version of the French
Run until it sounds expensive
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09-23-2010 09:28 PM
Lake Michigan is really the best because it doesn't have any dam Canadian waters.
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09-23-2010 09:38 PM
Q) What is worth about 95 cents?
A) A "duller."
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09-23-2010 09:39 PM
Do you have Prince Edward Island in a can?
LOL.
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09-23-2010 09:44 PM
Canadian Football: A bigger playing field just makes more room for suck.
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