The best forwarded email in the world

[catastrophe]

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bull****.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and kill me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

**** 'em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't ****ing care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals..

Have a nice day.

Billy Connolly

PS Send me 15 bucks and then **** off.

[Trim'd Up]

Not that is one I would forward! I hate those freakin' chain letters.

[Davidmnc]

[DollaBill]

Along the same lines, but actually really funny.

Send a txt to your friends with the 6th picture in your phone no matter what it is then have them do the same back and to others. The pics you get back are soo funny

[Perlmudder]

so true.

that actually sounds pretty damn funny bill.

[rjcardinal]

When I get a chain letter that says foward it to 20 people or so I foward it back to whoever sent it to me 20 times.

They get the message pretty quick.

Ron

[03darkshadow]

yeah i dont have 20 people i would forward a stupid email anyway.

[Ratickle]

When I get a chain letter that says foward it to 20 people or so I foward it back to whoever sent it to me 20 times.

They get the message pretty quick.

Ron

But it sucks when it's a aunt or some other relative.

[h2oboy]

Holy Crap!! Bill Gates is going to give me $1000.00??? I better put up another mailbox..

[Edward R. Cozzi]

As soon as I see the request to forward...I delete. Done, now leave me alone.

[pullmytrigger]

When I get a chain letter that says foward it to 20 people or so I foward it back to whoever sent it to me 20 times.

They get the message pretty quick.

Ron

good idea.....!!!!!!

[Rush]

Got this the other day. In response to a number of complaints that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on the network, FOX has announced
that they will now air 'America's Most Wanted' TWICE a week

[clayinaustin]

Reminds me of this...

http://www.info.org.il/irrelevant/ma...p-soapbox4.swf

[Cash Bar]

Send a txt to your friends with the 6th picture in your phone no matter what it is then have them do the same back and to others. The pics you get back are soo funny

The sixth picture in my phone is you and the midget.