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A Painted Toilet.
Thread: Your Word of The Day Thread....
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03-10-2010 09:18 AMParabellum FJ²B
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03-10-2010 09:26 AM
ARBITRATOR
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King.Run until it sounds expensive
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03-10-2010 09:28 AM
POLYGON:
A dead parrot.Run until it sounds expensive
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03-10-2010 09:29 AM
RELIEF :
What trees do in the spring.Run until it sounds expensive
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03-10-2010 09:51 AM
Renig
Shift change at the car washWarning: There will be no warning shots.
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03-10-2010 09:58 AM
Foreploy
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
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03-10-2010 10:21 AM
Hoedown
What I yell when my wife trips and falls.
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03-10-2010 10:30 AM
hungover
how i feel today
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03-10-2010 10:55 AMObeliscolychny
Showing you the way.
(That one is for you Tom)Last edited by Chris; 03-10-2010 at 11:08 AM.
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03-10-2010 11:39 AM
Got these in an email
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.
9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an *******.Run until it sounds expensive
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03-10-2010 02:16 PM
JayBamaniac
a Myopic view of the current PresidencyParabellum FJ²B
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03-10-2010 04:09 PM
Bobology-Sunday services at the raft up with a Rum and Coke! Wrinkleface talking be drowned out by AC/DC cranked to Chinese 9!
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03-10-2010 04:36 PM
WrinkleDiggler
The way it starts off & the way it ends "UP"!!!!
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03-10-2010 05:13 PM
Gnarlicle..
Something radical and gnarly at the same time...P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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