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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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06-23-2010 10:52 AM(+32):
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:52 AM(647):
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:52 AM(732):
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:52 AM(610):
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:53 AM(310):
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:53 AM(520):
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:53 AM(801):
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:53 AM(203):
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:54 AM(719):
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:54 AM(651):
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:54 AM(864):
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:54 AM(443):
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:55 AM(845):
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a ****ing life, movie•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:55 AM(618):
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:55 AM(862):
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:55 AM(206):
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:56 AM(773):
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:56 AM(408):
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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06-23-2010 10:56 AM(703):
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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