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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Thread: Texts From Last Night
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03-08-2010 09:09 AM(724):
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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03-08-2010 09:11 AM(519):
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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03-08-2010 07:25 PM(704):
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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03-09-2010 08:56 PM(519):
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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