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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Thread: Texts From Last Night
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03-07-2010 11:16 AM•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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03-07-2010 11:19 AM(808):
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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03-07-2010 11:19 AM(703):
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
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Wasn't he an English major?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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03-07-2010 03:57 PM
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
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03-08-2010 09:02 AM(401):
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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03-08-2010 09:04 AM(303):
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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03-08-2010 09:06 AM(207):
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
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probs a good idea
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i like the whole idea of life and being alive
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you sure you're not high?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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