What are your favorite song quotes?

**2112** · 09-30-2009 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by fund razor

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been.
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
Provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you
know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star,
He played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the Steak Bar.
He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the Machine.

Another Classic. Fund you are OK.

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**drpete3** · 09-30-2009 01:36 PM

All You guys just go watch this youtube of Sean Morey. titled "he said she heard"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCeBNher0E

**MattBMiller** · 09-30-2009 01:40 PM

"you can sleep with a gun....when you gonna wake up and fiiiiight?!"

Shinedown - The Sound of Madness

**Bobcat** · 09-30-2009 07:27 PM

up with the sun

gone with the wind

she always said I was lazy

leaving before things got to crazy

**Wild** · 09-30-2009 09:17 PM

It stinks in here cause im the ****

kid rock - american bad ass

**Perlmudder** · 09-30-2009 10:35 PM

Well in the end we can all call a friend
well that's something I know as true.
And then a thousand years and a thousand tears
I'll come finding my original crew

i feel home
o.a.r.

**Perlmudder** · 09-30-2009 10:42 PM

When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

bob dylan
like a rolling stone

**Dude! Sweet!** · 10-01-2009 04:25 PM

No eternal reward will forgive us for wasting the Dawn...

Jim Morrison sure as sh*t took his dishwashing serious!

**jayboat** · 10-01-2009 05:44 PM

I got a Nikon camera,
I love to take a photograph...
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away.

**Tommy Gun** · 10-01-2009 05:48 PM

On the first nite in the tittie club we were checkin out all the chicks.

There were black ones and white ones, brunets and blondes, look at the size of the red heads tits.

The first gal I tipped was flat as hell but had a nice ass that was sent from god.

I was horny and even though I aint rich I was tippin like a son of a *****.

You see you been to a tittie bar with 200 bucks it feels good to be out with my freinds,

in the tittie club you can be a good cheer cause there aint nuttin better then titties and beer.

Titties and beer (titties and beer)
Titties and beer (titties and beer)

I thank god all mighty for titties and beer (Big titties and beer)

Huntin’ two legged deer (titties and beer)

Thank god I ain't queer, (titties and beer)

There's one thing daddy likes and that’s titties and beer (BIG OL TITTIES AND BEER)

Little titties and beer

Great big titties and (my) beer

Goddamnit I love those mother****in titties….aw **** it

**ar15meister** · 10-01-2009 05:50 PM

"Been dazed and confused for so long its not true,
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
Soul of a woman was created below."

p.s. Rush blows!

**2112** · 10-01-2009 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by ar15meister

p.s. Rush blows!

Sacrilege! and you call yourself a Canadian?

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**phragle** · 10-01-2009 06:41 PM

And the moral of the story is, ' A band with no talent can easily amuse
idiots, with a stupid, puppet show

if that doesn't seem familiar...see the next post...

**phragle** · 10-01-2009 06:42 PM

Why don't you, sit right back,
and I, I may tell you, a tale.
A tale of three, little pigs,
and a BIG, BAD, WOLFFF.
Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hick.
He spent most of his days, just a dreamin of the city.
And then one day, he bought a guitar.
He moved to Hollywood, to become a star.
But, living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city.
Built his house out of straw, what a pity.
And then one day, jammin on some chords,
along came the wolf, knocking on his door.
(Chorus)
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!!
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in.
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!!
Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in.
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in.
Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!
Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked.
He spent most of his time just a gone just smokin.
Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach.
Getting paid money for religious speech.
He built his shelter from what he garbage picked.
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley,
and along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley.
(Chorus)
Well the third little piggy, the grade A student.
His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent.
Earned his Masters Degree, from Harvard College.
Built his house from his architect knowledge.
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills.
Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills.
And then one day came the old house smasher
the BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER.
(Chorus)
Well the big bad Wolf,
well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could.
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood.
IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE! the little piggy shouted.
The wolf just frowned, as he pouted.
So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would.
The sent out RAMBO, just as fast, as they could.
(Rambo)
YO, WOLF-FACE, I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!
Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see.
So thats to end the story, for you and me.
If you still give a listen, you just may, here a big wolf or little piggy say.
(Chorus)
And the moral of the story is, ' A band with no talent can easily amuse
idiots, with a stupid, puppet show.

**Dude! Sweet!** · 10-01-2009 07:40 PM

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f*ckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna f*ck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f*ckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f*ckin f*ck you discreetly
And then I'll f*cking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*ck you hard
Hard

**Dude! Sweet!** · 10-01-2009 07:48 PM

**HiZ** · 10-02-2009 02:20 AM

I'm on a Boat MOTHER FUK'A take a look at Me!

I got my Swim Trunks and My flippy Floppys
I'm flipping Burgers
You at Kinko's Just Flippin Copys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QwM4...rom=PL&index=1

**HiZ** · 10-02-2009 02:22 AM

got a Nautical themed Cashmere Afhgahn

**HiZ** · 10-02-2009 02:22 AM

This Boat Is Real

I caught a Bouy.....................lol

Really!

Ok I was out celebrating the Series 7 Exam today!

**Perlmudder** · 04-18-2010 08:16 PM

TTT

Up on Cripple Creek she sends me
If I spring a leak she mends me
I don't have to speak she defends me
A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

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