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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that ***** serious
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02-28-2010 10:16 AM(985): View more from Louisiana
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:17 AM(217):
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
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didn't feel it.
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It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
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wait what? so it's not in america?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:17 AM(203):
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:18 AM(936):
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
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I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:19 AM(310):
it was like ****ing with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:19 AM(708):
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:20 AM(814):
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:21 AM(530):
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:21 AM(303):
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:22 AM(702):
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
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dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:23 AM(317):
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:23 AM(360):
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:24 AM(585):
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:24 AM(502):
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:25 AM(860):
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so ****ed up.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:25 AM(862):
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:26 AM(618):
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:27 AM(480):
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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02-28-2010 10:27 AM(408):
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?•_•_•_▬_▬_▬_•_•_•
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