PUI (Posting Under the Influence)

[Ratickle]

just give me your password and I will keep all the people on here mad and confused

So nothing new?

[Buoy]

just give me your password and I will keep all the people on here mad and confused

WOW, that's a helluva proposition, I'm actually considering this one.
I trust you.
You could do my work around here while I'm away.
Just don't leave me a mess to clean up when I get back.

[Ratickle]

I trust you.

[Buoy]

Bobcat has a pretty similar look on life as I do.
I just haven't gotten to the point that I don't realize I'll never be one of you productive people, and accepted for what I truly am.
I'm still hanging on to that dream though.
Bobcat makes us all jealous.
Admit it.

[Dude! Sweet!]

Yeee! Hawwww!

[phragle]

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!! capt morgan is partying pirate style!!!

[Dude! Sweet!]

Argh! New formula Rolling Rock tastes even worse than the old Latrobe horse ****!

[DonziGirl]

Hmmm I do hate being called Beth.

[fund razor]

Is biting bad? I claim self defense

Well... there could be certain lenten implications.... but probably just fine, depending on location and severity.

[fund razor]

Beth, I hear you callin
But the boat doesn't have a clock
Me and the boys are drinking
And we just cant find the dock
Just a few more beers
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear them callin
Beth my mercs are blue
Oh, beth what can I do

You say you feel so empty
That my house just aint a home
And Im always somewhere else
And you're at your condo alone

Just a few more beers
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear Josh callin
Oh, beth what can I do
Beth what can I do

Beth, I know youre lonely
And I hope youll be alright
cause me and the boys will be drinkin
All night

[Ratickle]

Bobcat has a pretty similar look on life as I do.

Thank God you didn't move to Key West. The Conch Republic would really have to suceed and become it's own country....

I just haven't gotten to the point that I don't realize I'll never be one of you productive people, and accepted for what I truly am.
I'm still hanging on to that dream though..

You already are one of us. Scary huh?

Bobcat makes us all jealous.
Admit it.

Specially when it snows here.

[MacGyver]

Another new word.....



Cool.....

A sniglet is a neologism defined as "any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should". The term was created by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall, who first created a series of Sniglets while he was a performer on the 1980s HBO comedy series Not Necessarily the News. Each episode of the monthly series featured a regular segment on Sniglets by Hall. Hall's own sniglets along with submissions by fans were compiled into several books, starting with Sniglets and More Sniglets.

Examples:
Carperpetuation: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a piece of string at least a dozen times, then picking it up, examining it, and putting it back on the carpet to give the vacuum cleaner one last chance.
Carperimeter (n.): the event horizon extending along a wall where it meets a carpeted floor, into which food particles and debris fall in safety from the wrath of an upright vacuum.
Esso-asso (n.): Someone who drives through a corner gas station to avoid stopping at a red light. (Esso is called Exxon in the United States.)
Flepster (n.) The brake pedal you wish was on the passenger side of the car when you're driving with a maniac.
Foodgitives: The food on one side of a TV dinner tray that escapes to the other side. (Hall 1985a: 31)
Funch (v.): flipping and rotating your pillow at night in search of the cold spot (this word was used only on the television series. In the book it's called "blivett.")
Furnidents: The indentations left in carpet after moving heavy furniture (Hall 1983)
Futility Infielder: Ballplayer who throws his glove at the ball as it goes past him.
Glackett: The ball inside a can of spray paint (or other aerosol can) for stirring the contents inside the can. (Hall 1984: 38) (This object is known as a "pea" in the paint industry.)
Idiot Box: The box on an envelope labeled "Place Stamp Here."
Klup (n.): The rubbery black substance that forms on the rim of a ketchup bottle opening. (called flen in the book.)
Krashtonite: The mysterious indestructible substance the "black box" is made of and why isn't the rest of the airplane made of it?
Lactomangulation (n.): The act--after failing to open a milk carton from the side labeled "open here"--of resorting to an "illegal rear entry" and opening it from the other side instead.
Meganegabar (n.): The line one draws after writing the amount on a check, to prevent the recipient from adding "and a million dollars".
Pediddel: A car with only one working headlight (Hall 1984: 59)
Premblememblemation: Whenever you drop a letter in the mailbox, you always re-check to make sure it's gone down. (Hall 1984: 66)
Pyramonster: That thing with one big eye on the back of a dollar bill. (Hall 1986: 67) (The pyramid on the Great Seal)
Snackosphere: The air inside a bag of potato chips.
Sniffleridge: The groove running between the nose and the mouth (Hall 1984: 92). (The real name for this structure is the philtrum.)
Timefoolery: Setting the alarm clock ahead of the real time in order to fool yourself into thinking you are not getting up so early.
Todlitter: Food debris residing under a high chair following an attempted feeding.
Yinkel: A person who combs the last few strands of hair across his head and thinks nobody notices he's bald.[1]
Hindthought: The wisdom of time associated with a previous thought.

[Ratickle]

A sniglet is a neologism defined as "any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should". The term was created by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall, who first created a series of Sniglets while he was a performer on the 1980s HBO comedy series Not Necessarily the News. Each episode of the monthly series featured a regular segment on Sniglets by Hall. Hall's own sniglets along with submissions by fans were compiled into several books, starting with Sniglets and More Sniglets.

Examples:
Carperpetuation: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a piece of string at least a dozen times, then picking it up, examining it, and putting it back on the carpet to give the vacuum cleaner one last chance.
Carperimeter (n.): the event horizon extending along a wall where it meets a carpeted floor, into which food particles and debris fall in safety from the wrath of an upright vacuum.
Esso-asso (n.): Someone who drives through a corner gas station to avoid stopping at a red light. (Esso is called Exxon in the United States.)
Flepster (n.) The brake pedal you wish was on the passenger side of the car when you're driving with a maniac.
Foodgitives: The food on one side of a TV dinner tray that escapes to the other side. (Hall 1985a: 31)
Funch (v.): flipping and rotating your pillow at night in search of the cold spot (this word was used only on the television series. In the book it's called "blivett.")
Furnidents: The indentations left in carpet after moving heavy furniture (Hall 1983)
Futility Infielder: Ballplayer who throws his glove at the ball as it goes past him.
Glackett: The ball inside a can of spray paint (or other aerosol can) for stirring the contents inside the can. (Hall 1984: 38) (This object is known as a "pea" in the paint industry.)
Idiot Box: The box on an envelope labeled "Place Stamp Here."
Klup (n.): The rubbery black substance that forms on the rim of a ketchup bottle opening. (called flen in the book.)
Krashtonite: The mysterious indestructible substance the "black box" is made of and why isn't the rest of the airplane made of it?
Lactomangulation (n.): The act--after failing to open a milk carton from the side labeled "open here"--of resorting to an "illegal rear entry" and opening it from the other side instead.
Meganegabar (n.): The line one draws after writing the amount on a check, to prevent the recipient from adding "and a million dollars".
Pediddel: A car with only one working headlight (Hall 1984: 59)
Premblememblemation: Whenever you drop a letter in the mailbox, you always re-check to make sure it's gone down. (Hall 1984: 66)
Pyramonster: That thing with one big eye on the back of a dollar bill. (Hall 1986: 67) (The pyramid on the Great Seal)
Snackosphere: The air inside a bag of potato chips.
Sniffleridge: The groove running between the nose and the mouth (Hall 1984: 92). (The real name for this structure is the philtrum.)
Timefoolery: Setting the alarm clock ahead of the real time in order to fool yourself into thinking you are not getting up so early.
Todlitter: Food debris residing under a high chair following an attempted feeding.
Yinkel: A person who combs the last few strands of hair across his head and thinks nobody notices he's bald.[1]
Hindthought: The wisdom of time associated with a previous thought.

All common words used everyday....

[DonziGirl]

owwww my head. I'm not sure I'm sober this morning

[fund razor]

One tequila two tequila three tequila four. A beer and some dinner and I'll be drinkin some more.

[florida gator]

I love when Bacardi (or any other liquor company) sponsors an event!!!!

[Bobcat]

you folks make me sick, their is an ugly woman out there who needs our help, yet you people slap each other on the back and it is forgotten, not on my watch mister, not on my watch

[Bobcat]

seriously , my sister gave me this watch and I really like it

[Bobcat]

is it too early to go to sleep?

[Bobcat]

plus I had the Kiss song beth stuck in my head all day