Witch!
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
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Humperdinck!
Thread: Funny movie one liners..........
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03-12-2009 09:54 PM
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03-12-2009 09:54 PM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
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03-12-2009 09:56 PM
Prince Humperdinck: [sincerely] Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
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03-12-2009 10:26 PM
You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Great movie DG.
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03-12-2009 10:29 PM
Yeah I always liked that movie.
Inconcievable!
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03-12-2009 10:37 PM
It's much different when you're fighting one man instead of eight..
Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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03-12-2009 11:26 PMThis is the most powerfulest hand gun in the world.a.44 magnum.Now you gotta ask yourself,Do I feel lucky,Well,do ya punk
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03-13-2009 07:40 AM
I dont think you understand, theese boys killed my dog.
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03-13-2009 07:46 AMCannon ball run,the Doc; "I just gave her a little *****.......with this"
and "Cysts,on the walls of her lungs"
Captain America: "Hello J.J"
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03-13-2009 07:47 AMRoad House: "I thought you'd be bigger"
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03-13-2009 04:05 PM
Jeasus, mother mary, and joseph, you pissed yoruself
from bad santa.
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03-14-2009 01:30 AMI've watched it so many times, my brother and I can do the whole movie! By far my favorite comedy!
Tim the Scorceror: There he is!
Where, behind the rabbit?
He IS the rabbbit.
You silly sot, you had us all worked up.
Sir Robin: I think I soiled my armor
King Arther: Go on Boris, lop his head off
Boris: One rabbit stew coming right up
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03-14-2009 01:55 AMThis is an ex parrot. He has expired, and gone to meet his maker This parrot is no more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
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03-14-2009 11:28 AM
Christamas Vacation...
"Chitter was full"
Multiplicity...
"Steve, she touched my peppy.."
"Did you buy me a monkey?"35 Cigarette Mistress
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03-14-2009 11:26 PMAustin Powers to Dr.Evil:"Dr.Evil,I used to think you were crazy but now I can see your nuts,A thank you"
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03-14-2009 11:51 PM
taggart, what happened to your head ?
Parabellum FJ²B
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03-15-2009 07:42 AM
From one of my all time favorite movies
"Snake Pliskin? I thought you were dead"