What are your favorite song quotes?

[phragle]

15,16,17, thats jailbait.
as I sit in cell number 8, I try to tell my cell mate, 17 1/2 is still jailbait

Cub Coda(RIP)

Lemmy/ Motorhead

Teenage baby you're a sweet young thing,
Still tied to Mommy's apron strings,
I don't even dare to ask your age,
It's enough to know you're here backstage,
You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby come on
One chase baby, all I need,
My decision made at lightning speed,
I don't even want to know your name,
It's enough to know you feel the same,
Jailbait, and I just can't wait,
Jailbait baby get down

Tell you baby oh you look so fine,
Sending quivers up and down my spine,
I don't care about our different ages,
I'm an open book with well thumbed pages,
Jailbait, oh and I ain't too late,
Jailbait baby get down

[phragle]

I was going to post this when I first saw this thread, but I thought I would let someone else have the glory... but since you are all slackin', how could anyone not mention the number one boating song of 2009??????

I'm On A Boat Lyrics

Aww sh!t, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the phucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherphucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherphucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherphucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherphucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, biotch (*****)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh!t
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherphucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the phuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

phuck land, I'm on a boat, motherphuckerer (motherphucker)
phuck trees, I climb buoys, motherphuckerer (motherphucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherphucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherphucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I phucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothaphuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

[Perlmudder]

I was going to post this when I first saw this thread, but I thought I would let someone else have the glory... but since you are all slackin', how could anyone not mention the number one boating song of 2009??????

I'm On A Boat Lyrics

Aww sh!t, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the phucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherphucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherphucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherphucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherphucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, biotch (*****)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh!t
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherphucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the phuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

phuck land, I'm on a boat, motherphuckerer (motherphucker)
phuck trees, I climb buoys, motherphuckerer (motherphucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherphucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherphucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I phucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothaphuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

clearly you didnt see my post!

[phragle]

clearly you didnt see my post!

I saw your snippet, and I raised you a song.......

[phragle]

I go to parties, sometimes untill 4
it's hard to leave when you can't find the door...

[2112]

mine comes from the not only the most (some of the most) impressive 3 people in music,
but comes from the album I named my boat after (I can explain if you knew the boat)

Come on, Show us a picture of "Roll the Bones"

Dreamline rocks BTW.
.

[Perlmudder]

I saw your snippet, and I raised you a song.......

its on now!

[Perlmudder]

Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die
Oh ya, ya

wildcherry
play that funky music white boy

[Perlmudder]

We gotta get out while were young
`cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run

bruce springsteen
born to run

[Perlmudder]

So I'm just gonna sit on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

oth redding
sitting on the dock of the bay

[phragle]

you know its a b!tches
to scratch where it itches
he scratches his back
with a scratchula!!!!

[Perlmudder]

We look at each other wondering what the other is thinking but we never say a thing.
ants marching
dmb

[Perlmudder]

Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain
two step
dmb

[Buoy]

She don't eat meat, but she sure like's the bone, HRAHHH!

Dead Eye Dick - New age Girl.

[fund razor]

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been.
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
Provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn't like school, and you
know you're nobody's fool,
So welcome to the machine.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star,
He played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the Steak Bar.
He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the Machine.

[fund razor]

In a town without a name
in a heavy downpour

Thought he passed his own shadow
by the backstage door.
Like a trip through the past
to that day in the rain

And that one guitar made his whole life change

[salrcr42]

Come on, Show us a picture of "Roll the Bones"

Dreamline rocks BTW.
.

The boat was sold years ago. wouldn't surprise me if its sitting on the bottom somewhere. It wasn't nicknamed the flexible flyer for nothing...

"if the dice are hot.... take a shot, play your cards, show us what you got"
Get out there and rock.....

[fund razor]

Living on a lighted stage
Approaches the unreal
For those who think and feel
In touch with some reality
Beyond the gilded cage

Cast in this unlikely role,
Ill-equipped to act
With insufficient tact
One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact

Living in the limelight
The universal dream
For those who wish to seem

Those who wish to be
Must put aside the alienation
Get on with the fascination
The real relation
The underlying theme

Living in a fisheye lens
Caught in the camera eye
I have no heart to lie
I cant pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend

All the worlds indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each anothers audience
Outside the gilded cage

[salrcr42]

Living on a lighted stage
Approaches the unreal
For those who think and feel
In touch with some reality
Beyond the gilded cage

Cast in this unlikely role,
Ill-equipped to act
With insufficient tact
One must put up barriers
To keep oneself intact

Living in the limelight
The universal dream
For those who wish to seem

Those who wish to be
Must put aside the alienation
Get on with the fascination
The real relation
The underlying theme

Living in a fisheye lens
Caught in the camera eye
I have no heart to lie
I cant pretend a stranger
Is a long-awaited friend

All the worlds indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each anothers audience
Outside the gilded cage

Classic stuff.. !!!!!

[dd24skater]

"Grass here's greener than most grass I've seen"

Shawn Mullins